Max Schmeling has been played on 855 lists, including 14 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Tam Iwannaboinkya | Jim | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | Daisy Pushers | USER00631 | 2 | 18 |
| 3. | Schmoopie 2 | USER00507 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Grim Rapper 1 | Grim Rapper | 1 | 8 |
| 5. | jnik 1 | USER00353 | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | Selfish Rick The Bastard 2 | USER00425 | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | Full Frontal 1 | USER00376 | 1 | 3 |
| 8. | TV Nut Job 1 | USER00072 | 1 | 2 |
| 9. | Barely Civil Servant 1 | USER00494 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | DEEJ 1 | DEEJ | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | DEEJ 2 | DEEJ | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Dezemberkartell 2 | USER00500 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Loki 3 | Loki | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Michael Seldin 2 | EWWWWWW | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998