Lloyd Bentsen has been played on 169 lists, including 22 lists in The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Vicious Piranha - Seashells And Balloons | USER02826 | 4 | 33 |
| 2. | Vicious Piranha - Where's The Rest Of Me? | USER02826 | 3 | 18 |
| 3. | Nurseboy 3 | Nurseboy | 2 | 16 |
| 4. | Coatlicue 2 | USER01058 | 2 | 13 |
| 5. | The Grand Glory of God | USER02658 | 2 | 12 |
| 6. | Ophelia Openhole 2 | USER02782 | 2 | 8 |
| 7. | Beinhacker | USER00366 | 1 | 10 |
| 8. | Vicious Piranha - See Rock City | USER02826 | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | Bart&DJ 4 You're Dead Focker | Doc & DJ | 1 | 9 |
| 10. | Coatlicue 1 | USER01058 | 1 | 9 |
| 11. | The Write-In Road To Roone | USER03459 | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | Letter Opener of Death | ed head | 1 | 4 |
| 13. | UncleMarty:The Ghost Of Cleavon Little | USER00668 | 1 | 2 |
| 14. | Armin's Inferno: The 6th Circle | USER01062 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Bag 'em and Tag 'em 2 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Bart&DJ 1 'Alex, I'll take The Kennedys for $2001' | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Betsy's Bodies | USER03494 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | Dead, Deader, Deadest | USER03502 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Go See God- My Chad is Really Hanging | USER00779 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Goon but not forgotten | splittertogo | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | UncleMarty:Who Let The Corpses Out? | USER03519 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | UncleMarty:Your Popcorn Has Been Pissed In | USER02820 | 0 | 0 |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999