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The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Letter Opener of Death

Submitted by ed head on December 30, 2000.

Score
1hit so far
4tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Gabriel Garcia MarquezApr 17, 2014 Apr 17, 2014 87
9 Dudley MooreMar 27, 2002 Mar 27, 2002 66
8 John GottiJun 10, 2002 Jun 10, 2002 61
7 Steve StoneAlive Alive ?
6 Larry DobyJun 18, 2003 Jun 18, 2003 79
5 Tommy MorrisonSep 1, 2013 Sep 1, 2013 44
4 Willie Stargell hitApr 9, 2001 Apr 9, 2001 61
3 Lew BurdetteFeb 6, 2007 Feb 6, 2007 80
2 Lloyd BentsenMay 23, 2006 May 23, 2006 77
1 Bob HopeJul 27, 2003 Jul 27, 2003 100

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

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