This list was submitted by USER01058 on Sunday, December 31st, 2000 at 10:52 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Lloyd Bentsen | May 23rd, 2006 | 77 |
| 9 | Harry Secombe | April 11th, 2001 | 79 |
| 8 | Lew Burdette | February 6th, 2007 | 80 |
| 7 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 6 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 5 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 4 | Prince Rainier | April 6th, 2005 | 81 |
| 3 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 2 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
| 1 | Dale Evans | February 7th, 2001 | 88 |
| 10 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998