Lew Burdette has been played on 273 lists, including 20 lists in The March '01 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Mexican Fireman: Hose-A 3 | USER02689 | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | Putnam's Jim Palmer change up | USER02769 | 2 | 17 |
| 3. | Adolph Cutyourcockoff (Boris is my Bro) 1 | USER02689 | 2 | 15 |
| 4. | The Mexican Fireman: Hose-A 1 | USER02689 | 2 | 15 |
| 5. | Coatlicue-Ritualistic Expectation | USER03543 | 2 | 14 |
| 6. | Mafia Actuary 3 | USER02730 | 2 | 12 |
| 7. | Cartman's Jr. C List | USER03548 | 2 | 11 |
| 8. | Cartman's Jr. B List | USER01013 | 2 | 8 |
| 9. | Mafia Actuary 2 | USER01375 | 2 | 7 |
| 10. | HEETERGAL 1C | USER03560 | 1 | 9 |
| 11. | Pam's Grand | USER00008 | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | Wild John's Celebrity Cinerarium | USER03411 | 1 | 9 |
| 13. | Coatlicue-Chosen Executioner | USER01058 | 1 | 8 |
| 14. | Doc--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz. | Doc & DJ | 1 | 8 |
| 15. | Man In The Box 2 | USER02732 | 1 | 8 |
| 16. | Man In The Box 1 | USER01074 | 1 | 7 |
| 17. | Mafia Actuary 6 | USER03559 | 1 | 5 |
| 18. | Mafia Actuary 1 | USER01375 | 1 | 3 |
| 19. | DXRob 2 | USER02676 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Nietzsche is dead-God 3jr | USER03435 | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003