Lew Burdette has been played on 273 lists, including 20 lists in The March '01 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Mexican Fireman: Hose-A 3 | USER02689 | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | Putnam's Jim Palmer change up | USER02769 | 2 | 17 |
| 3. | Adolph Cutyourcockoff (Boris is my Bro) 1 | USER02689 | 2 | 15 |
| 4. | The Mexican Fireman: Hose-A 1 | USER02689 | 2 | 15 |
| 5. | Coatlicue-Ritualistic Expectation | USER03543 | 2 | 14 |
| 6. | Mafia Actuary 3 | USER02730 | 2 | 12 |
| 7. | Cartman's Jr. C List | USER03548 | 2 | 11 |
| 8. | Cartman's Jr. B List | USER01013 | 2 | 8 |
| 9. | Mafia Actuary 2 | USER01375 | 2 | 7 |
| 10. | HEETERGAL 1C | USER03560 | 1 | 9 |
| 11. | Pam's Grand | USER00008 | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | Wild John's Celebrity Cinerarium | USER03411 | 1 | 9 |
| 13. | Coatlicue-Chosen Executioner | USER01058 | 1 | 8 |
| 14. | Doc--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz. | Doc & DJ | 1 | 8 |
| 15. | Man In The Box 2 | USER02732 | 1 | 8 |
| 16. | Man In The Box 1 | USER01074 | 1 | 7 |
| 17. | Mafia Actuary 6 | USER03559 | 1 | 5 |
| 18. | Mafia Actuary 1 | USER01375 | 1 | 3 |
| 19. | DXRob 2 | USER02676 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Nietzsche is dead-God 3jr | USER03435 | 0 | 0 |
A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.
(d) February 3rd, 1999