The Mexican Fireman: Hose-A 3

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	John Gotti	June 10th, 2002	?
9	Timothy McVeigh	June 11th, 2001	?
8	Mimi Farina	July 18th, 2001	?
7	Maureen Reagan	August 8th, 2001	?
6	Not Famous
5	Dave McNally	December 1st, 2002	?
4	Willie Stargell	April 9th, 2001	61
3	King Sihanouk	October 14th, 2012	89
2	Freddy Fender	October 14th, 2006	69
1	Lew Burdette	February 6th, 2007	80
28 points		4 hits

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999