Keith Richards has been played on 403 lists, including 16 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | One of these days, it HAS to be Zsa Zsa | LessThanThree | 4 | 22 |
| 2. | Die U SOB | die u sob | 3 | 18 |
| 3. | Die Mommie Die (apologies to Charles) | splittertogo | 2 | 18 |
| 4. | Dorothy's Designees | splittertogo | 2 | 16 |
| 5. | CarrolliosUK | nlcfsemfc | 2 | 10 |
| 6. | C'mon People, Start Dying! | Altois | 2 | 9 |
| 7. | Northern...Just a bunch of old fucks | northern reaper | 2 | 7 |
| 8. | I sorta hope I'm wrong here (with some of them, anyway) | sureiscoldinhere | 2 | 6 |
| 9. | It's About Time | Zombie Dirt Rider | 1 | 10 |
| 10. | Not Stiff in the Pants | Wanted Dead Not Alive | 1 | 9 |
| 11. | Joe Bacon's 2012 Dirt Nappers #1 | Chancellor D'Exchecker | 1 | 6 |
| 12. | Zing-2 | RJD | 1 | 5 |
| 13. | Bo's Dead Son o' Bitch List | bodukes | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Deathwishful thinking | Dave the Vampire | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Famous Almost Dead Bastards | im watching | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Sack of Stones | Marshrat | 0 | 0 |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021