Deathwishful thinking

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This list was submitted by Dave the Vampire on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 7:21 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Just among friends Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9Carl ErskineApril 16th, 202598
8Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
7Don PardoAugust 18th, 201496
6Maria von TrappFebruary 18th, 201499
5Cicely TysonJanuary 28th, 202196
4Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
3Keith RichardsAlive82
2Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
1Ralph NaderAlive?
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002