This list was submitted by Chancellor D'Exchecker on Tuesday, December 6th, 2011 at 5:07 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
9 | Boris Spassky | Alive | 88 |
8 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
7 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
6 | Whitney Houston | February 11th, 2012 | 48 |
5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
4 | Martin Landau | July 15th, 2017 | 89 |
3 | Don Imus | December 27th, 2019 | 79 |
2 | Rose Marie | December 28th, 2017 | 94 |
1 | Keith Richards | Alive | 81 |
6 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998