Joe Bacon's 2012 Dirt Nappers #1

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This list was submitted by Chancellor D'Exchecker on Tuesday, December 6th, 2011 at 5:07 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
9Boris SpasskyAlive88
8Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
7Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
6Whitney Houston February 11th, 201248
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4Martin LandauJuly 15th, 201789
3Don ImusDecember 27th, 201979
2Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
1Keith RichardsAlive81
6 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998