Hans Bethe has been played on 97 lists, including 10 lists in The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DePressED 2 | DePressED | 2 | 15 |
| 2. | Redsox Fan 06 | 1BCeltics | 2 | 14 |
| 3. | Bart and DJ - Fashizzle my Nizzle | Doc & DJ | 2 | 12 |
| 4. | 1 Sick Bitch 1 | USER01264 | 2 | 8 |
| 5. | Too Many Stitches in Time 1 | USER01694 | 2 | 7 |
| 6. | Older Than Dirt 1 | Dollar Bill | 1 | 10 |
| 7. | razorben | razorben | 1 | 10 |
| 8. | mmb15 | USER00812 | 1 | 6 |
| 9. | SecretSquare 3 | USER00812 | 1 | 6 |
| 10. | i HOPE BOB dies this year 2 | USER00986 | 0 | 0 |
He got so sick of trying to tell everybody that Little Willy Willy won't go home, that he finally kicked the bucket.
(d) February 9th, 1997