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This list was submitted by USER00812 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 11:41 AM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Madame Chiang Kai-Shek October 23rd, 2003106
9Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
8Leni Riefenstahl September 8th, 2003101
7Strom Thurmond June 26th, 2003100
6Bob Hope July 27th, 2003100
5Al Hirschfeld January 20th, 200399
4George KennanMarch 17th, 2005101
3Max SchmelingFebruary 2nd, 200599
2Hans BetheMarch 6th, 200598
1Philip JohnsonJanuary 25th, 200598
36 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999