Hafez Assad has been played on 29 lists, including 17 lists in The April '00 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DePressED 8 | USER00965 | 4 | 30 |
| 2. | DePressED 3 | USER00965 | 4 | 24 |
| 3. | DePressED 1 | DePressED | 3 | 25 |
| 4. | DePressED 5 | USER00965 | 3 | 25 |
| 5. | Necro Phil Goes To Dover, Delaware | USER00017 | 3 | 23 |
| 6. | DePressED 9 | USER00965 | 3 | 21 |
| 7. | DePressED 6 | USER00965 | 3 | 20 |
| 8. | We Spin Terror | USER00876 | 3 | 20 |
| 9. | Billy_The_Baptist 1 | USER00774 | 3 | 16 |
| 10. | Honey, the morgue is on speed dial | USER00817 | 2 | 17 |
| 11. | Gone to see Mohammed | USER03426 | 2 | 15 |
| 12. | O'Connor Goes Out On Top | USER02737 | 2 | 14 |
| 13. | Christopher Reeve - Mr. Bochabaloo for President | USER02798 | 2 | 12 |
| 14. | hopin' that Hope lives | USER01062 | 2 | 12 |
| 15. | Christopher Reeve - Susquehanna Hat Company | USER02798 | 2 | 8 |
| 16. | Deej 1 | DEEJ | 1 | 9 |
| 17. | Deej 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 8 |
Batman, schmatman. Every idiot on the planet wants to talk about some rich fruitcake in tights who spends all his time dressing up and running around with a little boy. Hello? This is the same guy who gave us Courageous Cat and Cool McCool. Now there's some goddamned heroes.
(d) November 3rd, 1998