Honey, the morgue is on speed dial

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This list was submitted by USER00817 on Wednesday, March 29th, 2000 at 3:30 PM PST for The April '00 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John O'Connor May 3rd, 200080
9Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
8Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
7Hafez Assad June 10th, 2000?
6Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
5Elisabeth Kubler-RossAugust 24th, 200478
4John LindsayDecember 19th, 200079
3Augusto PinochetDecember 10th, 200691
2Jesse HelmsJuly 4th, 200886
1Eunice ShriverAugust 11th, 200988
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002