This list was submitted by USER02798 on Monday, April 3rd, 2000 at 8:59 PM PDT for The April '00 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
9 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
8 | John O'Connor | May 3rd, 2000 | 80 |
7 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
6 | Chuck Barris | March 21st, 2017 | 87 |
5 | Julie London | October 18th, 2000 | 74 |
4 | Hafez Assad | June 10th, 2000 | ? |
3 | Howard Keel | November 7th, 2004 | 85 |
2 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
1 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
12 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003