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This list was submitted by USER02798 on Monday, April 3rd, 2000 at 8:59 PM PDT for The April '00 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dudley MooreMarch 27th, 200266
9Osama bin LadenMay 2nd, 201154
8John O'Connor May 3rd, 200080
7Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
6Chuck BarrisMarch 21st, 201787
5Julie LondonOctober 18th, 200074
4Hafez Assad June 10th, 2000?
3Howard KeelNovember 7th, 200485
2Elisabeth Kubler-RossAugust 24th, 200478
1Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003