Garrison Keillor has been played on 228 lists, including 49 lists in The August '98 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Bagman | USER00216 | 4 | 26 |
| 2. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER00008 | 3 | 26 |
| 3. | Stink-Poo-Bee | USER00008 | 3 | 17 |
| 4. | How Ya Doin' Eisenhower? | USER00008 | 3 | 16 |
| 5. | Blackadder 1 | 000002 | 2 | 18 |
| 6. | Blackadder 3 | 000002 | 2 | 17 |
| 7. | Late Slot | USER00008 | 2 | 15 |
| 8. | M.I. Rich? At Times. | USER00008 | 2 | 14 |
| 9. | M.T. Graves III | USER00044 | 2 | 13 |
| 10. | Term Limit | USER00108 | 2 | 11 |
| 11. | M.T. Graves | USER00044 | 2 | 5 |
| 12. | DNR/DNI 2 | USER00108 | 1 | 8 |
| 13. | Go, Starr , Go | 000002 | 1 | 8 |
| 14. | Mr. Impeachment | 000002 | 1 | 8 |
| 15. | Pepster 2 | USER00055 | 1 | 8 |
| 16. | Sick Bastard | USER00169 | 1 | 8 |
| 17. | Tourettes Dammit!! | USER00020 | 1 | 8 |
| 18. | Ruh-Roh Raggy | USER00020 | 1 | 7 |
| 19. | Team Toast | USER00160 | 1 | 7 |
| 20. | Verapamil | USER00029 | 1 | 7 |
| 21. | OBIT 2 | USER00059 | 1 | 6 |
| 22. | Pepster 1 | USER00055 | 1 | 6 |
| 23. | Brian Gray 2 | USER00012 | 1 | 5 |
| 24. | Crunchy Toe Jam | USER00020 | 1 | 5 |
| 25. | T. Switala 1 | USER00025 | 1 | 5 |
| 26. | Mr Blond | USER00206 | 1 | 1 |
| 27. | AutecBuzzards | USER00036 | 0 | 0 |
| 28. | Baron von Deathhausen 1 | USER00004 | 0 | 0 |
| 29. | Baron von Deathhausen 2 | USER00004 | 0 | 0 |
| 30. | CadillacJ | CadillacJ | 0 | 0 |
| 31. | ChaWaSa 1 | USER00114 | 0 | 0 |
| 32. | ChaWaSa 3 | USER00114 | 0 | 0 |
| 33. | Cigarette Smoking Man | Putnam's Tomahawk Chop | 0 | 0 |
| 34. | DAMN'T JIM I'M JUST A DR., NOT DEATH | USER00047 | 0 | 0 |
| 35. | dave navarro's right nipple | USER00064 | 0 | 0 |
| 36. | Dead_Ed 2 | USER00207 | 0 | 0 |
| 37. | Diggit's Death of a Nation | USER00012 | 0 | 0 |
| 38. | Grateful When They're All Dead | USER00038 | 0 | 0 |
| 39. | Hell's Quads | Jim | 0 | 0 |
| 40. | KEEJ | DEEJ | 0 | 0 |
| 41. | M.T. Graves Jr. | USER00044 | 0 | 0 |
| 42. | Matt Demon | USER00217 | 0 | 0 |
| 43. | Mike the Cat 2 | USER00153 | 0 | 0 |
| 44. | Pam's Grand | USER00008 | 0 | 0 |
| 45. | Sic Gloria Mundi | USER00073 | 0 | 0 |
| 46. | snookums | USER00208 | 0 | 0 |
| 47. | stubborn | USER00036 | 0 | 0 |
| 48. | T. Switala 3 | USER01591 | 0 | 0 |
| 49. | Wednesday | Wednesday | 0 | 0 |
Jesus Christ! It's that goofy-lookin' old cowboy guy with the fucked up eyes, and he's been dead for more than two weeks! What the hell are you guys doing over there!?
(d) October 20th, 2003