This list was submitted by Putnam's Tomahawk Chop on Saturday, August 1st, 1998 at 12:43 PM PDT for The August '98 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Rod Laver | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
| 8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Sarah Knauss | December 30th, 1999 | 119 |
| 6 | King Hussein | February 7th, 1999 | 63 |
| 5 | Not Famous | ||
| 4 | Joe Adcock | May 3rd, 1999 | 71 |
| 3 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 2 | Garrison Keillor | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
| 0 points | 0 hits | ||
There once was a wrestler named Blassie
Who was big and blond, sweaty and sassy
Screaming week after week
About pencil-necked geeks
Naturally, he became known as "Classy."
(d) June 2nd, 2003