Gabriel Garcia Marquez has been played on 249 lists, including 9 lists in The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | No Viagra Needed | No Viagra Needed | 4 | 31 |
| 2. | NVN: Lights out weirdos | No Viagra Needed | 4 | 31 |
| 3. | Three Ghosts of Stiffs Past | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 3 | 27 |
| 4. | NVN: Preston and Steve Rock | No Viagra Needed | 3 | 26 |
| 5. | NVN: Phillies 08 World FUCKING Champions | No Viagra Needed | 3 | 25 |
| 6. | NVN: Suzie and Charlie go to hell | No Viagra Needed | 3 | 25 |
| 7. | NVN: may I have 10000 marbles please | No Viagra Needed | 3 | 22 |
| 8. | NVN: The girl likes goo | No Viagra Needed | 2 | 19 |
| 9. | TheDLC2009 | USER02595 | 0 | 0 |
Recognized as one of the most influential judges in the history of English common law, His Lordship was also said to have Britain's bushiest ear-hair.
(d) March 5th, 1999