Gabriel Garcia Marquez has been played on 249 lists, including 24 lists in The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | A Paycheck Doesn't Go As Far As It Used To | USER00750 | 4 | 26 |
| 2. | Dr. Paul Shipherd 3 | USER00652 | 3 | 18 |
| 3. | POPE 15 | USER00108 | 2 | 16 |
| 4. | Now My Hair's Perfect Too | USER00750 | 2 | 11 |
| 5. | NVN: Stiffs In The Attic | No Viagra Needed | 2 | 10 |
| 6. | Paar and Birdie | USER00750 | 2 | 10 |
| 7. | POPE 10 | USER00108 | 2 | 9 |
| 8. | Die2R | USER01161 | 1 | 10 |
| 9. | Todd 3 | whit25 | 1 | 10 |
| 10. | Wednesday 3 | Wednesday | 1 | 10 |
| 11. | Die2M | USER01161 | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | Putting the FUN in FUNeral | USER01387 | 1 | 8 |
| 13. | Warren's Winners | USER00673 | 1 | 7 |
| 14. | Wonder If Hell Is Segregated (Z) | USER01189 | 1 | 7 |
| 15. | Wracked, But Not Forgotten | USER01712 | 1 | 7 |
| 16. | The Dirt Nappers | USER01280 | 1 | 6 |
| 17. | Wracked Her Brains | USER01712 | 1 | 1 |
| 18. | International Flavor of Death | USER01387 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | La Muerte 2 | LaMuerte | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Please just die | USER00673 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Pvt Ryan 4 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Satan's Waitin' | Barker J. Wagtail | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | The Total Package's Tombstones | USER01280 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Unhealthy and Unamerican | USER01280 | 0 | 0 |
Apparently, uterine cancer can result from prolonged, direct contact with mutton.
(d) August 2nd, 1998