Unhealthy and Unamerican

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This list was submitted by USER01280 on Tuesday, December 31st, 2002 at 1:06 PM PST for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Maurice PaponFebruary 17th, 200796
9Warren Zevon September 7th, 200356
8Madame Chiang Kai-Shek October 23rd, 2003106
7Le Duc AnhApril 22nd, 201998
6Max SchmelingFebruary 2nd, 200599
5King FahdJuly 31st, 200584
4William ManchesterJune 1st, 200482
3Gabriel Garcia MarquezApril 17th, 201487
2Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
1Leni Riefenstahl September 8th, 2003101
18 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002