Gabriel Garcia Marquez has been played on 249 lists, including 30 lists in The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER00008 | 3 | 22 |
| 2. | DNR/DNI 1 | Nurseboy | 3 | 21 |
| 3. | The Great Communicator | USER00673 | 3 | 18 |
| 4. | Nurseboy's Big 'C' | Nurseboy | 3 | 16 |
| 5. | POPE 2 | USER00108 | 3 | 14 |
| 6. | Andre's Pirating The 2000 Leaders | USER02618 | 2 | 16 |
| 7. | Farty | DePressED | 2 | 16 |
| 8. | Vicious Piranha - Smells Like ... Victory | USER03523 | 2 | 15 |
| 9. | Bob Hope's Plant Food Express | USER02811 | 2 | 12 |
| 10. | POPE 7 | USER02764 | 2 | 11 |
| 11. | Man In The Box 2 | USER02732 | 2 | 10 |
| 12. | Tim McVeigh | USER03506 | 2 | 10 |
| 13. | Et Tu Kevork 1 | USER00901 | 1 | 10 |
| 14. | Paradise Syndrome | USER02811 | 1 | 10 |
| 15. | Darryl's Death Wish | USER02811 | 1 | 9 |
| 16. | I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead | USER00058 | 1 | 9 |
| 17. | Perfect Ten | USER02811 | 1 | 9 |
| 18. | Not Gotti Nuff Time 1 | USER00621 | 1 | 8 |
| 19. | Reaper's minion | USER00979 | 1 | 8 |
| 20. | Slebs on Slabs | USER02811 | 1 | 8 |
| 21. | POPE 6 | USER00108 | 1 | 7 |
| 22. | CaptnK | USER01116 | 1 | 6 |
| 23. | Dead And Roses | USER03528 | 1 | 6 |
| 24. | POPE 4 | USER00108 | 1 | 6 |
| 25. | Letter Opener of Death | ed head | 1 | 4 |
| 26. | Blackadder 2 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 27. | Blackadder 3 | USER02636 | 0 | 0 |
| 28. | Ghoulash | Ghoulash | 0 | 0 |
| 29. | Legion Of Doom 2001-A | USER00497 | 0 | 0 |
| 30. | Wednesday 3 | USER02836 | 0 | 0 |
Don't let that "nice girl" routine fool you, she was a ballbuster.
(d) July 8th, 2006