This list was submitted by USER03528 on Saturday, January 13th, 2001 at 6:26 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | April 17th, 2014 | 87 |
| 9 | Larry Doby | June 18th, 2003 | 79 |
| 8 | Gene Wilder | August 29th, 2016 | 83 |
| 7 | Louis Farrakhan | Alive | 92 |
| 6 | Mimi Farina | July 18th, 2001 | ? |
| 5 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 4 | Pat Lawford | September 17th, 2006 | 82 |
| 3 | Darryl Strawberry | Alive | 63 |
| 2 | Arte Johnson | July 3rd, 2019 | 90 |
| 1 | Timothy McVeigh | June 11th, 2001 | ? |
| 7 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998