This list was submitted by USER01116 on Tuesday, December 26th, 2000 at 7:00 AM PST for The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John Gotti | June 10th, 2002 | ? |
| 9 | Gene Wilder | August 29th, 2016 | 83 |
| 8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Eddie Mathews | February 18th, 2001 | 69 |
| 6 | Al McGuire | January 26th, 2001 | 72 |
| 5 | Not Famous | ||
| 4 | Kurt Vonnegut | April 11th, 2007 | 84 |
| 3 | Gabriel Garcia Marquez | April 17th, 2014 | 87 |
| 2 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 1 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 13 points | 2 hits | ||
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000