Eli Wallach has been played on 1389 lists, including 25 lists in The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Loki 1 | Loki | 5 | 28 |
| 2. | MA09: Their daughter married beneath her | USER01375 | 3 | 27 |
| 3. | KLB-ADH | USER02200 | 3 | 13 |
| 4. | Sleeps with the Fishes | Trout | 3 | 9 |
| 5. | SirDrexl's Stiffs | SirDrexl | 2 | 14 |
| 6. | MK - Final Curtain | MBalmed | 2 | 13 |
| 7. | Femme Fatale-Out With The Old | USER01205 | 2 | 10 |
| 8. | Keep on Diggin | USER02286 | 2 | 7 |
| 9. | I NEED THE MONEY SO DIE! | Lpb | 1 | 7 |
| 10. | Our Ten Funerals | Jerrytopdown | 1 | 6 |
| 11. | JODAMODAMAN 2 | PolKat | 1 | 5 |
| 12. | Hurry up and die, already, part II! | hurryupndiealready | 1 | 4 |
| 13. | I See Dead People in my Wallet | USER02295 | 1 | 4 |
| 14. | All Stiffed in Phoenix and nowhere to go 2 | USER02204 | 1 | 3 |
| 15. | NAN | USER00693 | 1 | 3 |
| 16. | A tisket - a tasket - let's fill up a casket 3 | ttc4319 | 1 | 2 |
| 17. | Butkus #3 | USER02144 | 1 | 1 |
| 18. | A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villiany | USER02295 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Bloody Mary #3 | USER01804 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | DEATHBITCH | PIANOGIRL | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | DEATHBITCH UNBRIDLED | PIANOGIRL | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | FRIENDS OF FANNY KUGELMASS | USER02269 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | I Told You So | Digger O Dell 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Shovel faster, they are dropping like flies | Starwanderer | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | they are all old or sick | USER01206 | 0 | 0 |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021