This list was submitted by USER02295 on Thursday, December 29th, 2005 at 7:35 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 9 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 8 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
| 7 | Karl Malden | July 1st, 2009 | 97 |
| 6 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
| 5 | James Whitmore | February 6th, 2009 | 87 |
| 4 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
| 3 | Al Molinaro | October 29th, 2015 | 96 |
| 2 | Ernest Borgnine | July 8th, 2012 | 95 |
| 1 | June Allyson | July 8th, 2006 | 88 |
| 5 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998