MK - Final Curtain

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This list was submitted by MBalmed on Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 4:58 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kitty CarlisleApril 17th, 200796
9Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
8Gloria StuartSeptember 26th, 2010100
7Al Lewis February 3rd, 200682
6Jane Wyatt October 20th, 200696
5Karl MaldenJuly 1st, 200997
4Mitch MillerJuly 31st, 201099
3Jane WymanSeptember 10th, 200790
2Richard WidmarkMarch 24th, 200893
1Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
13 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003