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This list was submitted by USER02286 on Wednesday, December 28th, 2005 at 9:36 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Don HoApril 14th, 200776
9Brooke AstorAugust 13th, 2007105
8Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
7Ernest GalloMarch 6th, 200797
6Al Lewis February 3rd, 200682
5Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
4Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
3Buck O'Neil October 6th, 200694
2Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
1Augusto Pinochet December 10th, 200691
10 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021