This list was submitted by USER02286 on Wednesday, December 28th, 2005 at 9:36 PM PST for The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Don Ho | April 14th, 2007 | 76 |
9 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
8 | Claude Levi-Strauss | November 1st, 2009 | 100 |
7 | Ernest Gallo | March 6th, 2007 | 97 |
6 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
5 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
4 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
3 | Buck O'Neil | October 6th, 2006 | 94 |
2 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
1 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
10 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021