Eddie Van Halen has been played on 97 lists, including 12 lists in The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Necro Phil in the Taliban Stronghold | USER01371 | 3 | 15 |
| 2. | Heaven's Doorknockers | USER01127 | 2 | 16 |
| 3. | It's Time To Go 2 | USER02705 | 2 | 13 |
| 4. | Necro Phil Goes to Forest Lawn | USER01371 | 2 | 7 |
| 5. | Rick The Bastard 11 | USER03686 | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | Odetta | USER01360 | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | Rick The Bastard 10 | USER03688 | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | Necro Phil Tries Cordless Bungee Jumping | USER01371 | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | The One Nut Wonder | USER03797 | 1 | 5 |
| 10. | 60 and under and 6 feet under | USER03773 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Dying..., Dying..., DEAD! 1 | USER01533 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Nuns Vagina | USER02709 | 0 | 0 |
Not only was he Mexico's leading literary figure (which isn't saying much) but he had completely cornered the Central American market for those cute little candy dispensers.
(d) April 19th, 1998