Eddie Van Halen has been played on 97 lists, including 12 lists in The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Necro Phil in the Taliban Stronghold | USER01371 | 3 | 15 |
| 2. | Heaven's Doorknockers | USER01127 | 2 | 16 |
| 3. | It's Time To Go 2 | USER02705 | 2 | 13 |
| 4. | Necro Phil Goes to Forest Lawn | USER01371 | 2 | 7 |
| 5. | Rick The Bastard 11 | USER03686 | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | Odetta | USER01360 | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | Rick The Bastard 10 | USER03688 | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | Necro Phil Tries Cordless Bungee Jumping | USER01371 | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | The One Nut Wonder | USER03797 | 1 | 5 |
| 10. | 60 and under and 6 feet under | USER03773 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Dying..., Dying..., DEAD! 1 | USER01533 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Nuns Vagina | USER02709 | 0 | 0 |
It's a matter of social record that this two-bit never-was (best known as the original Maytag repairman) was a dick.
(d) January 6th, 1997