Ed Asner has been played on 542 lists, including 11 lists in The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | List One | Chris Goulart | 3 | 17 |
| 2. | Die Now | Die Now | 2 | 11 |
| 3. | My Dead Wishlist | bagum | 2 | 6 |
| 4. | Tangbot's List | Tangbeer | 2 | 5 |
| 5. | Anyone die today? #1 | Archangel | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | Just Die, Dammit! | USER02367 | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | Desert Specialty Rigging II | silver33 | 1 | 4 |
| 8. | Not So Funny Now, Is It? | Dead Already? | 1 | 4 |
| 9. | !!! ALBRECHT SAYS DIE | Albrecht | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Casket Optional | ttc4319 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Gates Stiffs | Double0 | 0 | 0 |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002