Don Rickles has been played on 407 lists, including 25 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Ethnic Cleansing 2 | hop1962 | 5 | 28 |
| 2. | Charlie Don't Surf with Lily Thai | Charlie Dont Surf | 4 | 25 |
| 3. | Generalisimo Francisco Franco is Still Dead | Bo Knows Death | 3 | 22 |
| 4. | A bunch of Dick taters | shorty7ft | 3 | 19 |
| 5. | Dancing on WOHLERT'S GRAVE | onefunsob | 3 | 17 |
| 6. | 2013 Bucket Kicking Team | FuegoDiego | 2 | 17 |
| 7. | FlamingoNut2 | FlamingoNut | 2 | 16 |
| 8. | See You on the Other Side | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 2 | 15 |
| 9. | NR A list of idiots | northern reaper | 2 | 14 |
| 10. | NR Just wasting my time | northern reaper | 2 | 10 |
| 11. | He say he go to buy socks | lindbergh | 1 | 10 |
| 12. | Isn't he/she already dead? | Hey, did you have. . . . | 1 | 10 |
| 13. | Kelly | KST | 1 | 10 |
| 14. | !!! aged | titan360 | 1 | 5 |
| 15. | Drop Dead 2 | Drop Dead | 1 | 3 |
| 16. | Bucket Kickers 3 | Bucket Kickers | 1 | 2 |
| 17. | No More Laughing | Dead Already? | 1 | 2 |
| 18. | This Group Might Do Okay | humanmeal | 1 | 2 |
| 19. | Dented Bucket Brigade | jimdkc | 1 | 1 |
| 20. | !!!!! ALBRECHT SAYS DIE ALREADY 3 | Albrecht | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Another foot in the grave | gonnabedead | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Bi-polar Tombstone Rollers | Echefgbs | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | CaSkeT CrAzY... Famous Dead Guys | CaSkeT CrAzY | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Rev 2013 | Rev Jamie | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | Sen 2 | Mr Sen | 0 | 0 |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999