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The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Kelly

Submitted by KST on December 31, 2012. Part of the Penguin's Plots boneyard.

Score
1hit so far
10tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Hugo Chavez hitMar 5, 2013 Mar 5, 2013 58
9 George H.W. BushNov 30, 2018 Nov 30, 2018 94
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016 Dec 18, 2016 99
7 Billy GrahamFeb 21, 2018 Feb 21, 2018 99
6 Kirk DouglasFeb 5, 2020 Feb 5, 2020 103
5 Nancy ReaganMar 6, 2016 Mar 6, 2016 94
4 Jerry LewisAug 20, 2017 Aug 20, 2017 91
3 Don RicklesApr 6, 2017 Apr 6, 2017 90
2 Ruth Bader GinsburgSep 18, 2020 Sep 18, 2020 87
1 Penny MarshallDec 18, 2018 Dec 18, 2018 75

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2013

He won the first quadrennial International Tchaikovsky Piano Competition in Moscow at age 23, which means there is absolutely no chance he ever got laid. Have a little respect.