Dick Cheney has been played on 953 lists, including 12 lists in The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Siegfried and Maxwell Smart? | USER00750 | 3 | 24 |
| 2. | Dust2Dust | Kram | 1 | 10 |
| 3. | Right To Bitch | USER01320 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | VivaJeremy | USER00281 | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | ScreamOfConsciousness | USER00382 | 1 | 5 |
| 6. | NJ Deadlines II | Jackalope_Ghost | 1 | 2 |
| 7. | buddys choices | USER02015 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Die Die Die My Darlings | TheLeeJrwinna! | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | ImJefAndYoureNot | USER00382 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | MA18: Scumbags R Us | USER03895 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Mulch Monkey 3 (The What If List) | USER00309 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Unresponsive at Any Speed | USER00775 | 0 | 0 |
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? 0-and-14. That's how the Cubbies started the baseball season this year. Then this guy, the so-called Heart and Soul of Chicago, suddenly kicks the bucket. Coincidence? We don't think so.
(d) April 29th, 1997