Conrad Bain has been played on 94 lists, including 16 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Wilber Joins Mr. Ed | Pokey22 | 5 | 25 |
| 2. | DJ Badger says DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! | DJ Badger | 4 | 22 |
| 3. | CaSkeT CrAzY... Dead as dirt... | CaSkeT CrAzY | 4 | 17 |
| 4. | Ding, Dong, Dead! | Saving Celebrities Lives | 3 | 22 |
| 5. | Taking that 1st Step | TrinettRae | 3 | 21 |
| 6. | Pigglesworth | Dr Drunk | 3 | 20 |
| 7. | Everyone Dies in the End | Michenley | 3 | 19 |
| 8. | Break a Leg and the Rest | GregDean | 3 | 18 |
| 9. | Going going Gone | Bigsunset1967 | 3 | 15 |
| 10. | Death is the Final Cancellation | Rastafarian Mormon | 2 | 19 |
| 11. | Montalban's Ghost | Skike | 2 | 11 |
| 12. | McMurdo2013.5 | McMurdoMan | 2 | 10 |
| 13. | See Ya, Wouldn't wanna be ya | Bigsunset1967 | 2 | 7 |
| 14. | Traded to the Angels-2 | Lady Die | 2 | 7 |
| 15. | We all gotta go sometime........ | Jeanne Rose | 1 | 7 |
| 16. | Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit #8 | FrankJac | 1 | 2 |
She was a famous singer chick from Minnesota way
Both her sisters thought that she might be gay
She was plenty old at 94
But then her number came up and now she's here no more
She's in the ground now, placed there carefully
She the crusty, dusty singing chick in the cemetery
(d) January 30th, 2013