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This list was submitted by FrankJac on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 9:03 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
9Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
8Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
7Martin MilnerSeptember 6th, 201583
6Larry FlyntFebruary 10th, 202178
5Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
4Neil SimonAugust 26th, 201891
3Giorgio ArmaniAlive?
2Conrad Bain January 14th, 201389
1Marjorie LordNovember 28th, 201597
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003