Clint Eastwood has been played on 400 lists, including 49 lists in The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen and WomenTwisted Freak530
2.Petey's GiftNancy_D527
3.An avocado that had sex with an uglier avocadoswingman431
4.Chicken at Tresky's #1Chicken at Tresky's431
5.The Velvet Lined Undergroundgidget428
6.Another 1 bites the dustabednego426
7.Petey RemembersNancy_D426
8.Petey ReturnsNancy_D422
9.I love you...NOW DIE BABYpignap421
10.Only Button Pushers AllowedPushing buttons since Oct416
11.Toe Tagger 23Wallbanger326
12.The Good, the Bad and the Deadhitbyabus325
13.Deathrider 2023deathrider323
14.WAH2023-WAH1USER02593322
15.Well nobody died did they? #1Archangel322
16.Really, Robert Clary is dead.Big Guy320
17.Stanek's BonerTheodore Stanek320
18.Ah-Dee-Ohs 2023DuctTapeSmith319
19.Maloyo 2023-1Maloyo2317317
20.Old and outChris Goulart316
21.Down With The StiffnessTheJtizzle13313
22.TrautzFamily1TeamTrautz313
23.2023 best yet to comeBud Santimyer311
24.Toe Tagger 23 TooWallbanger218
25.Gotham 2023aknauf214
26.FreakDr Drunk213
27.2023 peepsM2L212
28.Gone in 23Denern211
29.Backup plansureiscoldinhere210
30.The Fallen Who Can't Get UpBoJack Hearseman210
31.Aardvark5Hugh G. Wrekshun27
32.Old People...Mold PeopleRastafarian Mormon23
33.List Aerstauf110
34.Nothing matterstowelielife110
35.Show Biz 2023Ranger275110
36.Somewhere Over The Rainbow BridgeNick ‘n Beth110
37.Team DeathWish (4) 2023gfultz1110
38.Pushing up Daisies 2firewife4life19
39.Bunch of DicksRastafarian Mormon18
40.Crane TechsBuildingMaintenance18
41.Ted Meets BobTheodore Stanek16
42.Only The Good Diescb420814
43.Death to All (Tres)The Force is Deathening13
44.Reap what you sowrazorben12
45.Croak and DaggerCPRandAED00
46.Death Pool Gambler 6Death pool gambler00
47.DeathscoreDeathscore00
48.DispatchBuildingMaintenance00
49.Just Give Up.Bison00
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003