This list was submitted by Theodore Stanek on Thursday, December 29th, 2022 at 1:18 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Kanye West | Alive | ? |
9 | Jimmy Page | Alive | 80 |
8 | Ozzy Osbourne | Alive | 75 |
7 | Artie Lange | Alive | 56 |
6 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
5 | Joe Biden | Alive | ? |
4 | Robert Wagner | Alive | 94 |
3 | Nick Nolte | Alive | 83 |
2 | John Daly | Alive | 58 |
1 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 93 |
6 points | 1 hit |
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(d) August 16th, 2019