This list was submitted by Nick ‘n Beth on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 2:17 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 9 | Kathleen Turner | Alive | 70 |
| 8 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 94 |
| 7 | John Astin | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Don King | Alive | 93 |
| 5 | Sara Moore | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Barbara Barrie | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Sam Donaldson | Alive | 91 |
| 2 | Mitzi Gaynor | October 17th, 2024 | 93 |
| 1 | Tom Skerritt | Alive | ? |
| 10 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003