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This list was submitted by Nick ‘n Beth on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 2:17 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
9Kathleen TurnerAlive70
8Clint EastwoodAlive94
7John AstinAlive?
6Don KingAlive93
5Sara MooreAlive?
4Barbara BarrieAlive?
3Sam DonaldsonAlive91
2Mitzi GaynorOctober 17th, 202493
1Tom SkerrittAlive?
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003