Captain Beefheart has been played on 54 lists, including 5 lists in The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | T. Switala 09 | USER02802 | 2 | 17 |
| 2. | princess barbie of darkness | hop1962 | 2 | 16 |
| 3. | D.N.R. 2 | MarkMx | 2 | 14 |
| 4. | ethnic cleansing | hop1962 | 2 | 13 |
| 5. | Harvester of Sorrow | USER01403 | 0 | 0 |
She was the first female news correspondent for CBS, the first female TV reporter on a national political convention floor, and the first female host of a daily network news show, and she now becomes the first significant female stiff about whom we can find nothing even remotely humorous to say.
(d) October 18th, 1997