Jack Kent Cooke
Chalk up another rich old bastard on the tote board.
- Name
- Jack Kent Cooke
- Died on
- Sunday, April 6th, 1997
- Famous
- Confirmed
- Sunday, April 6th, 1997
Jack Kent Cooke was never played in a game.
Chalk up another rich old bastard on the tote board.
Jack Kent Cooke was never played in a game.
There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.
(d) November 21st, 2000