Andy Griffith has been played on 306 lists, including 20 lists in The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Northern Reaper - I am drunk | northern reaper | 2 | 16 |
| 2. | Sipila | USER01842 | 2 | 5 |
| 3. | Badger Kelley says DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE | DJ Badger | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | ChokeCherry | USER01891 | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Great Cthulhu's List | USER00284 | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | High Mortality | USER01857 | 1 | 10 |
| 7. | 1 ALBRECHT SAYS DIE DIE DIE | Albrecht | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | Abra Cadaver | USER01787 | 1 | 9 |
| 9. | God's Waiting Room 2 | USER01855 | 1 | 6 |
| 10. | JT02: Mayberry, R.I.P. | Tripper | 1 | 6 |
| 11. | Johnny D's Death Squad | USER01883 | 1 | 4 |
| 12. | THEY WILL KNOW IN 2004 | USER01736 | 1 | 1 |
| 13. | buddys choices | USER02015 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Channeling John Lennon | maxwell's silver hammer | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Chewing on earthworms | BJCx78 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | NOT SO FUNNY NOW, IS IT? | Dead Already? | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Sarky - The As have it | USER00312 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | School House Rock | DeathWish | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Shawnster115 | USER01893 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Who wants to Lick the Spoon Again | USER01500 | 0 | 0 |
Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.
(d) January 21st, 1999