The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

JT02: Mayberry, R.I.P.

Submitted by Tripper on December 30, 2003.

Score

1hit so far

6tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Andy GriffithJul 3, 2012	Jul 3, 2012	86
9	Don KnottsFeb 24, 2006	Feb 24, 2006	81
8	Jim NaborsNov 30, 2017	Nov 30, 2017	87
7	Not famous
6	Ronald Reagan hitJun 5, 2004	Jun 5, 2004	93
5	Ron SantoDec 3, 2010	Dec 3, 2010	70
4	Lady Bird JohnsonJul 11, 2007	Jul 11, 2007	94
3	Pope John Paul IIApr 2, 2005	Apr 2, 2005	84
2	Jerry LewisAug 20, 2017	Aug 20, 2017	91
1	Larry HagmanNov 23, 2012	Nov 23, 2012	81

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!