Alonzo Mourning has been played on 20 lists, including 10 lists in The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Susie Stinko | Susie Sicko | 2 | 19 |
| 2. | Oldsters 2 | alan smithee | 2 | 15 |
| 3. | Oldsters 3 | alan smithee | 2 | 13 |
| 4. | Necro Phil Dances With Succubi | USER01371 | 2 | 11 |
| 5. | Cloth Horse 3000 | Larry | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | Dawn of the Dead | USER02030 | 1 | 10 |
| 7. | Oldsters 1 | alan smithee | 1 | 8 |
| 8. | Chad: Per The DNA - Strom Is Our Daddy Too | USER01115 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Exeunt Omnes | USER01904 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | FranDrescherMustDie! | USER01689 | 0 | 0 |
The world's most celebrated oil-well firefighter has been extinguished.
(d) August 7th, 2004