This list was submitted by alan smithee on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 11:41 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 8 | Alonzo Mourning | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
| 6 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 5 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 4 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 3 | Gene Mauch | August 8th, 2005 | 79 |
| 2 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
| 1 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
| 20 points | 3 hits |
The noted Mayan scholar and historian, of course. Not only did we not know who she was when she was alive, but she was dead for a week before somebody finally pointed out that she was on a list. What are we, the goddamned FBI?
(d) April 18th, 1998