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This list was submitted by alan smithee on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 11:41 PM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Fay Wray August 8th, 200496
8Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
7Saul BellowApril 5th, 200589
6Alonzo MourningAlive?
5Julia Child August 13th, 200491
4Gene MauchAugust 8th, 200579
3Lady Bird JohnsonJuly 11th, 200794
2Aleksandr SolzhenitsynAugust 3rd, 200889
1Eddie AlbertMay 26th, 200599
22 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

This guy was the greatest. Unlike any other televangelist, he came across as a psycho college professor, unkempt and ranting, possibly on drugs. Sometimes he played sax. Once, when he was upset about the paucity of donations, we watched him smoke an entire cigar, without saying a word, for twenty minutes. This was late-night UHF programming at its most riveting, folks, and Dr. Gene will be missed.

(d) February 21st, 2005