Al Hirschfeld has been played on 353 lists, including 26 lists in The October '02 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | FTG: Flaming Arrow Meets George | FTG | 3 | 15 |
| 2. | If Brains Was Lard Jethro Couldn't Grease A Pan | USER00750 | 3 | 15 |
| 3. | Chad - Thank God For Thalidomide! | USER01115 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Spinzo's First List | USER01618 | 1 | 8 |
| 5. | FTG: You Can Bet A Bucket of Buzzards | FTG | 1 | 7 |
| 6. | Redsox Fan 09 | 1BCeltics | 1 | 7 |
| 7. | Tsuga - Dragging a Dead Priest | Tsuga | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | Redsox Fan 02 | 1BCeltics | 1 | 6 |
| 9. | L'Chaim 1 | USER01604 | 1 | 5 |
| 10. | Hallo-I-Am-Fena | Biff Thanatos | 1 | 4 |
| 11. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Old Frosty | FTG | 1 | 3 |
| 12. | Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Survival of the Fittest | FTG | 1 | 3 |
| 13. | L'Chaim 4 | USER01604 | 1 | 3 |
| 14. | Bad Karma 3 | M. Bessette-Kennedy | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Bart and DJ - Did You Say Meow? | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Bart and DJ - Runs With Scissors | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Dr. Who - The Usual Suspects | USER00146 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | Drop Dead Gorgeous | Dead Person Specialist, E | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | EJ's list 1 | USER01604 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | GrouchoHarpoChico and Deado 1 | GrouchoHarpoChicoDeado | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | L'Chaim 5 | USER01604 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | L'Chaim 6 | USER01604 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | L'Chaim 7 | USER01604 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Shovel City | USER00025 | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | Third Try, Die Die Die! | Sarkon | 0 | 0 |
| 26. | Tsuga - Cold Cold Ground | Tsuga | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003