This list was submitted by USER01618 on Friday, September 27th, 2002 at 3:50 AM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
9 | Maurice Papon | February 17th, 2007 | 96 |
8 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
7 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
6 | Charles Bronson | August 30th, 2003 | 81 |
5 | . Suharto | January 27th, 2008 | 86 |
4 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
3 | Al Hirschfeld | January 20th, 2003 | 99 |
2 | Augusto Pinochet | December 10th, 2006 | 91 |
1 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
11 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003