This list was submitted by USER01604 on Monday, September 23rd, 2002 at 7:50 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 9 | Brooke Astor | August 13th, 2007 | 105 |
| 8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 7 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 6 | Gloria Stuart | September 26th, 2010 | 100 |
| 5 | Edmund Hillary | January 11th, 2008 | 88 |
| 4 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 3 | Lady Bird Johnson | July 11th, 2007 | 94 |
| 2 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 1 | Al Hirschfeld | January 20th, 2003 | 99 |
| 1 point | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998