Newest Stiffs:

  • Jimmy Carter

    Jimmy Carter · 100

    October 1st, 1924 — December 29th, 2024

    Aw, nuts.


  • Greg Gumbel

    Greg Gumbel · 78

    May 3rd, 1946 — December 27th, 2024

    His brother was a sports announcer.


  • Rickey Henderson

    Rickey Henderson · 65

    December 25th, 1958 — December 20th, 2024

    They called him "The greatest Oakland A of all time". Impressive, eh?


  • Rocky Colavito

    Rocky Colavito · 91

    August 10th, 1933 — December 10th, 2024

    Thought only Babe Ruth had a curse named after him? Look this guy up. Fun.


  • Chuck Woolery

    Chuck Woolery · 83

    March 16th, 1941 — November 23rd, 2024

    This guy was on Wheel of Fortune, Love Connection, a bunch other lousy game shows, write a bunch of jingles, country music releases, a Top 40 hit, was in the Navy, was a Covid denier (until his son got it), and was married FIVE times. Quite a life. Not a good one, but, yeah.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Seal

    Seal · 62

    (b) February 19th, 1963


  • Falco

    Falco

    would have been 68 today
    February 19th, 1957 — February 6th, 1998

    Don't turn around (oh OH oh) there's a bus coming, you idiot.

  • Conrad Murray

    Conrad Murray · 72

    (b) February 19th, 1953


  • Smokey Robinson

    Smokey Robinson · 85

    (b) February 19th, 1940


  • John Frankenheimer

    John Frankenheimer

    would have been 95 today
    February 19th, 1930 — July 6th, 2002

    His full name was John Jacob Frankenheimer-Schmidt (da-da da da da-da da).

  • Eddie Arcaro

    Eddie Arcaro

    would have been 109 today
    February 19th, 1916 — November 4th, 1997

    Fuck you!

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Karl Lagerfeld

    Karl Lagerfeld · 85

    died 6 years ago today
    September 10th, 1933 — February 19th, 2019

    Fashionably late.

  • Harper Lee

    Harper Lee · 89

    died 9 years ago today
    April 28th, 1926 — February 19th, 2016

    She released her first book in 1960, and her second and last book in 2015. Talk about your workaholics.

  • Johnny PayCheck

    Johnny PayCheck · 64

    died 22 years ago today
    May 31st, 1938 — February 19th, 2003

    The Big Bank In The Sky has issued a stop payment.

  • Stanley Kramer

    Stanley Kramer · 87

    died 24 years ago today
    September 29th, 1913 — February 19th, 2001

    He was an old, old, old, old man.

  • Grandpa Jones

    Grandpa Jones · 84

    died 27 years ago today
    October 20th, 1913 — February 19th, 1998

    The amazing thing is that after having candied yams, butter beans, corn bread and gravy and blueberry cobbler every night for supper, he still lived to be 84.

  • Deng Xiaoping

    Deng Xiaoping · 92

    died 28 years ago today
    August 22nd, 1904 — February 19th, 1997

    Ding dong, ding dong, Deng Xiaopeng is dead and gone.

  • Charlie Finley

    Charlie Finley · 77

    died 29 years ago today
    February 22nd, 1918 — February 19th, 1996

    For his part in bringing the designated hitter to Major League Baseball, may he burn in hell. Bitter? You bet we are.

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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003