Newest Stiffs:

  • Val Kilmer

    Val Kilmer · 65

    December 31st, 1959 — April 1st, 2025

    No longer your huckleberry.


  • Gene Hackman

    Gene Hackman · 95

    January 30th, 1930 — February 17th, 2025

    This dude's body of work was massive, so a funny obit should be easy. But we are STILL trying to figure out what happened to him in that mud room.


  • Jimmy Carter

    Jimmy Carter · 100

    October 1st, 1924 — December 29th, 2024

    Aw, nuts.


  • Greg Gumbel

    Greg Gumbel · 78

    May 3rd, 1946 — December 27th, 2024

    His brother was a sports announcer.


  • Rickey Henderson

    Rickey Henderson · 65

    December 25th, 1958 — December 20th, 2024

    They called him "The greatest Oakland A of all time". Impressive, eh?


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Michael Lohan

    Michael Lohan · 65

    (b) April 25th, 1960


  • Al Pacino

    Al Pacino · 85

    (b) April 25th, 1940


  • Henck Arron

    Henck Arron

    would have been 89 today
    April 25th, 1936 — December 4th, 2000

    Say goodbye to the man who led the nation of Suriname to its independence. Hamurrin' Henck ez dedd.

  • Meadowlark Lemon

    Meadowlark Lemon

    would have been 93 today
    April 25th, 1932 — December 27th, 2015

    He played 16,000 games with the Globetrotters and somehow managed to father 10 kids in there. Sounds like he died of exhaustion.

  • Gene Gene the Dancing Machine

    Gene Gene the Dancing Machine

    would have been 93 today
    April 25th, 1932 — March 13th, 2015

    He closed The Gong Show for years with his crazy, wiggly-footed dancing. Now that, my friends, is a celebrity.

  • Paul Mazursky

    Paul Mazursky

    would have been 95 today
    April 25th, 1930 — July 1st, 2014

    Downer and Outer.

  • Ella Fitzgerald

    Ella Fitzgerald

    would have been 108 today
    April 25th, 1917 — June 15th, 1996

    A tisket, a tasket, they put her in a casket ....

  • R.J. Rushdoony

    R.J. Rushdoony

    would have been 109 today
    April 25th, 1916 — February 8th, 2001

    The call him "The Father of Christian Homeschooling". Wow. Bitchin.

  • William Brennan

    William Brennan

    would have been 119 today
    April 25th, 1906 — July 24th, 1997

    The Justice is at peace.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Harry Belafonte

    Harry Belafonte · 96

    died 2 years ago today
    March 1st, 1927 — April 25th, 2023

    Great. Now we're going to have that "Day-O" song stuck in our heads all day.

  • Bea Arthur

    Bea Arthur · 86

    died 16 years ago today
    May 13th, 1922 — April 25th, 2009

    And then there's mold.

  • Lisa Lopes

    Lisa Lopes · 30

    died 23 years ago today
    May 27th, 1971 — April 25th, 2002

    Scrub.

  • David Merrick

    David Merrick · 88

    died 25 years ago today
    November 27th, 1911 — April 25th, 2000

    He ended up doing alright, for the child of an English circus freak.

  • Roger Troutman

    Roger Troutman · 47

    died 26 years ago today
    November 29th, 1951 — April 25th, 1999

    Now yielding considerably less bounce to the ounce.

  • Roman Hruska

    Roman Hruska · 94

    died 26 years ago today
    August 16th, 1904 — April 25th, 1999

    According to his obituary, he was a U.S. Senator, but for some reason, we thought he was a primitive architectural style.

  • Art Fleming

    Art Fleming · 70

    died 30 years ago today
    May 1st, 1924 — April 25th, 1995

    This! Is! Jeopardy!

  • Ginger Rogers

    Ginger Rogers · 83

    died 30 years ago today
    July 16th, 1911 — April 25th, 1995

    Dancing with Mr. D.

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