Newest Stiffs:

  • Val Kilmer

    Val Kilmer · 65

    December 31st, 1959 — April 1st, 2025

    No longer your huckleberry.


  • Gene Hackman

    Gene Hackman · 95

    January 30th, 1930 — February 17th, 2025

    This dude's body of work was massive, so a funny obit should be easy. But we are STILL trying to figure out what happened to him in that mud room.


  • Jimmy Carter

    Jimmy Carter · 100

    October 1st, 1924 — December 29th, 2024

    Aw, nuts.


  • Greg Gumbel

    Greg Gumbel · 78

    May 3rd, 1946 — December 27th, 2024

    His brother was a sports announcer.


  • Rickey Henderson

    Rickey Henderson · 65

    December 25th, 1958 — December 20th, 2024

    They called him "The greatest Oakland A of all time". Impressive, eh?


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps · 40

    (b) June 30th, 1985


  • Yngwie Malmsteen

    Yngwie Malmsteen · 62

    (b) June 30th, 1963


  • Nancy Dussault · 89

    (b) June 30th, 1936


  • Dave Van Ronk

    Dave Van Ronk

    would have been 89 today
    June 30th, 1936 — February 10th, 2002

    He was a friend of ours.

  • Harry Blackstone

    Harry Blackstone

    would have been 91 today
    June 30th, 1934 — May 14th, 1997

    Now you see him .... Now you don't.

  • Pat McCormick

    Pat McCormick

    would have been 98 today
    June 30th, 1927 — July 29th, 2005

    This was one big, ugly dude, you know that?

  • Lena Horne

    Lena Horne

    would have been 108 today
    June 30th, 1917 — May 9th, 2010

    Please forward all mail to The Cabin in the Sky.

  • Juan Bosch

    Juan Bosch

    would have been 116 today
    June 30th, 1909 — November 1st, 2001

    Dominican Republic guy. I don't know if he was any good, but that place sure does make some good underwear.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Alan Arkin

    Alan Arkin · 89

    died 2 years ago today
    March 26th, 1934 — June 30th, 2023

    Ain't no sunshine when he's gone.

  • Yitzhak Shamir

    Yitzhak Shamir · 96

    died 13 years ago today
    October 15th, 1915 — June 30th, 2012

    Restin' in peace

    In the Middle East

  • Buddy Hackett

    Buddy Hackett · 78

    died 22 years ago today
    August 31st, 1924 — June 30th, 2003

    His best friend was a fucking Volkswagen, okay?

  • Pete Gray

    Pete Gray · 87

    died 23 years ago today
    March 6th, 1915 — June 30th, 2002

    He already had one arm in the grave.

  • Chet Atkins

    Chet Atkins · 77

    died 24 years ago today
    June 20th, 1924 — June 30th, 2001

    Finger pickin' dead.

  • Gale Gordon

    died 30 years ago today
    — June 30th, 1995

    All that aggravation Lucy caused him finally did him in.

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