This list was submitted by digginsjp on Tuesday, October 11th, 2011 at 5:17 AM PDT for The Paula Newby-Fraser Three Bagger.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | I.M. Pei | May 16th, 2019 | 102 |
9 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
8 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
6 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
5 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
4 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
3 | Mike Wallace | April 7th, 2012 | 93 |
2 | Ernest Borgnine | July 8th, 2012 | 95 |
1 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
4 points | 1 hit |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021