Newest Stiffs:

  • Anthony Bourdain

    Anthony Bourdain · 61

    June 25th, 1956 — June 8th, 2018

    Reservations for one, actually.


  • Red Schoendienst

    Red Schoendienst · 95

    February 2nd, 1923 — June 6th, 2018

    "Mr. Cardinal" ended up working for the Cards for 74 years - right up until the day he died. That's quite a retirement plan there, Red.


  • Joseph Campanella

    Joseph Campanella · 93

    November 21st, 1924 — May 16th, 2018

    He had 7 kids - all boys - and lived to be 93. If you figure out how he pulled that off, let us know.


  • Tom Wolfe

    Tom Wolfe · 87

    March 2nd, 1931 — May 14th, 2018

    He wrote The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, The Bonfire of the Vanities, and The Right Stuff, which are really all just stories about a bunch of crazy people.


  • Margot Kidder

    Margot Kidder · 69

    October 17th, 1948 — May 13th, 2018

    Not kidding.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Mick Fleetwood

    Mick Fleetwood · 71

    (b) June 24th, 1947


  • Jack Carter

    Jack Carter

    would have been 96 today
    June 24th, 1922 — June 28th, 2015

    You know what is funny about this guy? Nothing. We swear. Nothing whatsoever. He had some comedy shows, but that doesn't help us. Nothing weird or interesting ever happened to him, and we can't even make fun of his name. Today SUCKS.

  • Al Molinaro

    Al Molinaro

    would have been 99 today
    June 24th, 1919 — October 29th, 2015

    Sunday, Monday - Happy Days!
    Tuesday, Wednesday - Happy Days!
    Thursday - well, not so much.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Eli Wallach

    Eli Wallach · 98

    died 4 years ago today
    December 7th, 1915 — June 24th, 2014

    He had a pretty amazing career, with the exception being that his last film was Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Did you see THAT piece of crap? Oh man. Yeah - Michael Douglas was good, and even Shia LaBeouf was passable (and we usually hate him), but the story was just idiotic. Plot twists, weird visions, and a female lead who might as well have not even been there. The ending? Oh man. We've never seen anything so dumb in our lives. How does this sort of thing happen anyway? Doesn't anyone in Hollywood have the BALLS to stand up and say "Hey! Wall Street was great, but it doesn't NEED a sequel! Get your head out of your ass!"? Of course they don't. Because art in Hollywood is dead, and it's just all about money now. It's sad. It really is.

    Oh yeah. Eli's dead too.

  • Patsy Ramsey

    Patsy Ramsey · 49

    died 12 years ago today
    December 29th, 1956 — June 24th, 2006

    There goes her shot at Mother Of The Year honors.

  • Paul Winchell

    Paul Winchell · 82

    died 13 years ago today
    December 21st, 1922 — June 24th, 2005

    Say a prayer for the Donut King.

  • Brian Keith

    Brian Keith · 75

    died 21 years ago today
    November 14th, 1921 — June 24th, 1997

    Three down, two to go.

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