Newest Stiffs:

  • Marion Barry

    Marion Barry · 78

    March 6th, 1936 — November 22nd, 2014

    Anyone else wanna take a crack at writing a funny obituary?

  • Alvin Dark

    Alvin Dark · 92

    January 7th, 1922 — November 13th, 2014

    He sure is.

  • Jack Bruce

    Jack Bruce · 71

    May 14th, 1943 — October 25th, 2014

    He'll wait in that place where the sun never shines.

  • Ben Bradlee

    Ben Bradlee · 93

    August 26th, 1921 — October 21st, 2014

    Deep box.

  • Oscar De Le Renta

    Oscar De Le Renta · 82

    July 22nd, 1932 — October 20th, 2014

    Fashionably late.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Billy Connolly

    Billy Connolly · 72

    (b) November 24th, 1942

  • Donald Duck Dunn

    Donald Duck Dunn

    would have been 73 today
    November 24th, 1941 — May 13th, 2012

    Went from goat piss to gasoline.

  • William F. Buckley Jr.

    William F. Buckley Jr.

    would have been 89 today
    November 24th, 1925 — February 27th, 2008

    As the world bids farewell to this emphysema-ridden blow-hard, we'd like to join his son Christopher in saying, "Thank you for smoking."

  • John Lindsay

    John Lindsay

    would have been 93 today
    November 24th, 1921 — December 19th, 2000

    Hopefully, he developed a taste for worms when he was finding out just how rotten the Big Apple could be.

  • Geraldine Fitzgerald

    Geraldine Fitzgerald

    would have been 101 today
    November 24th, 1913 — July 16th, 2005

    From Wuthering Heights to the smothering depths.

  • Garson Kanin

    Garson Kanin

    would have been 102 today
    November 24th, 1912 — March 13th, 1999

    He wrote Born Yesterday, but that was a long, long time ago.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Hector

    Hector "Macho" Camacho · 50

    died 2 years ago today
    May 24th, 1962 — November 24th, 2012

    You think that Village People song is about this little weirdo? Yeah - so do we.

  • Pat Morita

    Pat Morita · 73

    died 9 years ago today
    June 28th, 1932 — November 24th, 2005

    Wax off.

  • Warren Spahn

    Warren Spahn · 82

    died 11 years ago today
    April 23rd, 1921 — November 24th, 2003

    Dead Pool veterans will doubtless remember the familiar, sing-song refrain, "Spahn and Sprague, and pray for plague."


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