Newest Stiffs

Rubin Carter
May 6, 1937 - Apr 20, 2014
Today's forecast: 0% chance of hurricane.

Gabriel Marquez
Mar 6, 1927 - Apr 17, 2014
Even more solitude!

John Pinette
Mar 23, 1964 - Apr 6, 2014
(Insert Pine Joke Here)

Mickey Rooney
Sep 23, 1920 - Apr 6, 2014
The Commissioner met him on New Years Eve 1999 in Palm Springs. It went like this:

Commish: Hello Mr. Rooney - great show.
Rooney: Who are you?
Commish: The brother in law of your band leader.
Rooney: Oh.

And he walked away.

Charles Keating
Dec 4, 1923 - Mar 31, 2014
The S&L scandal was bad, but what makes this guy a REAL asshole was when he tried to mess with pornography. Rip off all the people you want, but keep the hell away from our porn.

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Today's Celebrity Birthdays

Warren Spahn
Apr 23, 1921 - Nov 24, 2003
would have been 93 years old today
Dead Pool veterans will doubtless remember the familiar, sing-song refrain, "Spahn and Sprague, and pray for plague."
Shirley Temple
Apr 23, 1928 - Feb 10, 2014
would have been 86 years old today
Somewhat slightly less bright eyes.
Lee Majors
Apr 23, 1939
75 years old today
Sandra Dee
Apr 23, 1942 - Feb 20, 2005
would have been 72 years old today
Gidget goes to Hell.
Joseph Ferguson Jr.
Apr 23, 1950
64 years old today

Today's Celebrity Deaths

Boris Yeltsin
Feb 1, 1931 - Apr 23, 2007
7 years ago today
Say what you want about the Russkies — this guy knew how to party.

John Mills
Feb 22, 1908 - Apr 23, 2005
9 years ago today
Sir John Mills, right? British guy?
We got nothin'.

James Ray
Mar 10, 1928 - Apr 23, 1998
16 years ago today
And STAY DOWN, you redneck bastard!

Howard Cosell
Mar 25, 1918 - Apr 23, 1995
19 years ago today
Down goes Howard! Down goes Howard! Down goes Howard.



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