Newest Stiffs:

  • Verne Troyer

    Verne Troyer · 49

    January 1st, 1969 — April 21st, 2018

    Needed help with depression and alcohol abuse. Came up a little short.


  • Barbara Bush

    Barbara Bush · 92

    June 8th, 1925 — April 17th, 2018

    She gave birth to George W. AND Jeb. Thanks a pantload, Barb.


  • Art Bell

    Art Bell · 72

    June 17th, 1945 — April 13th, 2018

    If you are a fan of complete WHACKJOBS, this is a huge loss.


  • Miloš Forman

    Miloš Forman · 86

    February 18th, 1932 — April 13th, 2018

    Dobře placená procházka was WAY better than One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Disagree with us. WE WILL FIGHT YOU.


  • Mitzi Shore

    Mitzi Shore · 87

    July 25th, 1930 — April 11th, 2018

    You’d think someone who ran a comedy store could come up with a better name for her daughter than Sandy.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Michael Lohan

    Michael Lohan · 58

    (b) April 25th, 1960


  • Al Pacino

    Al Pacino · 78

    (b) April 25th, 1940


  • Henck Arron

    Henck Arron

    would have been 82 today
    April 25th, 1936 — December 4th, 2000

    Say goodbye to the man who led the nation of Suriname to its independence. Hamurrin' Henck ez dedd.

  • Meadowlark Lemon

    Meadowlark Lemon

    would have been 86 today
    April 25th, 1932 — December 27th, 2015

    He played 16,000 games with the Globetrotters and somehow managed to father 10 kids in there. Sounds like he died of exhaustion.

  • Gene Gene the Dancing Machine

    Gene Gene the Dancing Machine

    would have been 86 today
    April 25th, 1932 — March 13th, 2015

    He closed The Gong Show for years with his crazy, wiggly-footed dancing. Now that, my friends, is a celebrity.

  • Paul Mazursky

    Paul Mazursky

    would have been 88 today
    April 25th, 1930 — July 1st, 2014

    Downer and Outer.

  • Ella Fitzgerald

    Ella Fitzgerald

    would have been 101 today
    April 25th, 1917 — June 15th, 1996

    A tisket, a tasket, they put her in a casket ....

  • R.J. Rushdoony

    R.J. Rushdoony

    would have been 102 today
    April 25th, 1916 — February 8th, 2001

    The call him "The Father of Christian Homeschooling". Wow. Bitchin.

  • William Brennan

    William Brennan

    would have been 112 today
    April 25th, 1906 — July 24th, 1997

    The Justice is at peace.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Bea Arthur

    Bea Arthur · 86

    died 9 years ago today
    May 13th, 1922 — April 25th, 2009

    And then there's mold.

  • Lisa Lopes

    Lisa Lopes · 30

    died 16 years ago today
    May 27th, 1971 — April 25th, 2002

    Scrub.

  • David Merrick

    David Merrick · 88

    died 18 years ago today
    November 27th, 1911 — April 25th, 2000

    He ended up doing alright, for the child of an English circus freak.

  • Roger Troutman

    Roger Troutman · 47

    died 19 years ago today
    November 29th, 1951 — April 25th, 1999

    Now yielding considerably less bounce to the ounce.

  • Roman Hruska

    Roman Hruska · 94

    died 19 years ago today
    August 16th, 1904 — April 25th, 1999

    According to his obituary, he was a U.S. Senator, but for some reason, we thought he was a primitive architectural style.

  • Art Fleming

    Art Fleming · 70

    died 23 years ago today
    May 1st, 1924 — April 25th, 1995

    This! Is! Jeopardy!

  • Ginger Rogers

    Ginger Rogers · 83

    died 23 years ago today
    July 16th, 1911 — April 25th, 1995

    Dancing with Mr. D.

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