Newest Stiffs:

  • Marion Barry

    Marion Barry · 78

    March 6th, 1936 — November 22nd, 2014

    Anyone else wanna take a crack at writing a funny obituary?

  • Alvin Dark

    Alvin Dark · 92

    January 7th, 1922 — November 13th, 2014

    He sure is.

  • Jack Bruce

    Jack Bruce · 71

    May 14th, 1943 — October 25th, 2014

    He'll wait in that place where the sun never shines.

  • Ben Bradlee

    Ben Bradlee · 93

    August 26th, 1921 — October 21st, 2014

    Deep box.

  • Oscar De Le Renta

    Oscar De Le Renta · 82

    July 22nd, 1932 — October 20th, 2014

    Fashionably late.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Bruce Paltrow

    Bruce Paltrow

    would have been 71 today
    November 26th, 1943 — October 3rd, 2002

    Y'know, he fired the Commissioner once. Arrivederci, dickhead.

  • Tina Turner

    Tina Turner · 75

    (b) November 26th, 1939

  • Robert Goulet

    Robert Goulet

    would have been 81 today
    November 26th, 1933 — October 30th, 2007

    There were a lot of high points in his glorious career, but perhaps our favorite is when he sang the Canadian national anthem at WrestleMania VI in Toronto. Look it up.

  • Charles Schulz

    Charles Schulz

    would have been 92 today
    November 26th, 1922 — February 12th, 2000

    You're a dead man, Charlie Schulz.

  • Frederik Pohl

    Frederik Pohl

    would have been 95 today
    November 26th, 1919 — September 2nd, 2013

    Dead Pohl.


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(d) May 5th, 2001