Newest Stiffs:

  • Stan Freberg

    Stan Freberg · 88

    August 7th, 1926 — April 7th, 2015

    They called him "The Che Guevara of Advertising". Not sure what that means, but it sounds pretty stupid.

  • Richard Dysart

    Richard Dysart · 86

    March 30th, 1929 — April 5th, 2015

    Case closed.

  • Sarah Brady

    Sarah Brady · 73

    February 6th, 1942 — April 3rd, 2015

    A gun control advocate, and wife of a guy that got shot protecting Reagan. This, kids, is why we have a Fame Committee now.

  • Robert Schuller

    Robert Schuller · 88

    September 16th, 1926 — April 2nd, 2015

    Cancer Callously Killed Crystal Cathedral Creator

  • Gene Gene the Dancing Machine

    Gene Gene the Dancing Machine · 82

    April 25th, 1932 — March 13th, 2015

    He closed The Gong Show for years with his crazy, wiggly-footed dancing. Now that, my friends, is a celebrity.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Earl Anthony

    Earl Anthony

    would have been 77 today
    April 27th, 1938 — August 14th, 2001

    Square Earl has picked up his last split.

  • Casey Kasem

    Casey Kasem

    would have been 83 today
    April 27th, 1932 — June 15th, 2014

    Here's a long distance dedication to Casey from Reaper G: "I've been waiting for you a long time. I can't wait to spend eternity with you. You're my everything."

  • Coretta King

    Coretta King

    would have been 88 today
    April 27th, 1927 — January 30th, 2006

    Aside from being an icon of the Civil Rights movement, she's also the only person on this page who was not, at one time or another, romantically linked to Shelley Winters.

  • Jack Klugman

    Jack Klugman

    would have been 93 today
    April 27th, 1922 — December 24th, 2012

    Odd man out.

  • Enos Slaughter

    Enos Slaughter

    would have been 99 today
    April 27th, 1916 — August 12th, 2002

    Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Jack Ramsay

    Jack Ramsay · 89

    died 1 year ago today
    February 21st, 1925 — April 27th, 2014

    In 1999, he was convicted of the attempted rape of a 14 year old Cree girl. Yeah, yeah - we know. That's the OTHER Jack Ramsay - the politician from Canada. But that was what we got when we looked him up, and we'll be damned if we're reading another 2 paragraphs on the Internet. Last night was 2 for 1 margarita night at Pepe's Palace, and we couldn't control ourselves. Massive hangover. So instead of some basketball guy, you get a Canadian rapist. Sorry. We'll do better next time.

  • Vicki Robinson

    died 15 years ago today
    — April 27th, 2000

    First she tried turning the beat around, then it was upside-down .... How about off, is that good?

  • Al Hirt

    Al Hirt · 76

    died 16 years ago today
    November 7th, 1922 — April 27th, 1999

    Though hailed the world over as "The King of the Trumpet," it's less widely known that in his home town of New Orleans, he was called "that fat, boring guy."

  • Paul Lambert

    died 18 years ago today
    — April 27th, 1997


  • William Colby

    died 19 years ago today
    — April 27th, 1996

    It further tests our dwindling faith in government that the former head of the CIA can't paddle a canoe without drowning.

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