Newest Stiffs:

  • Jack Bruce

    Jack Bruce · 71

    May 14th, 1943 — October 25th, 2014

    He'll wait in that place where the sun never shines.

  • Ben Bradlee

    Ben Bradlee · 93

    August 26th, 1921 — October 21st, 2014

    Deep box.

  • Oscar De Le Renta

    Oscar De Le Renta · 82

    July 22nd, 1932 — October 20th, 2014

    Fashionably late.

  • Polly Bergen

    Polly Bergen · 84

    July 14th, 1930 — September 20th, 2014

    Polly wanna casket?

  • Frank Torre

    Frank Torre · 82

    December 30th, 1931 — September 13th, 2014

    He taught his brother Joe everything he knew about baseball. Big WHOOP.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Rob Schneider

    Rob Schneider · 51

    (b) October 31st, 1963

  • Barbara Geddes

    Barbara Geddes

    would have been 92 today
    October 31st, 1922 — August 8th, 2005

    Miss Ellie just wasn't the same after J.R.'s second marriage failed, and then when she had to throw Clayton out of the house, well, you know the kind of strain that can put on a woman's heart, plus, with the boys fighting all the the hell did anybody watch this crap?

  • King Sihanouk

    King Sihanouk

    would have been 92 today
    October 31st, 1922 — October 14th, 2012

    After he abdicated the throne of Cambodia, his official title was "Preah Karuna Preah Bat Sâmdech Preah Norodom Sihanouk Preahmâhaviraksat" - which translated means "Sacred Compassionate Foot Lord Sacred Best Jaws of the Lion Sacred Great Brave Warrior". Yeah. Ok. Whatever.

  • Dick Francis

    Dick Francis

    would have been 94 today
    October 31st, 1920 — February 14th, 2010

    A small funeral is planned.

  • Griffin Bell

    Griffin Bell

    would have been 96 today
    October 31st, 1918 — January 5th, 2009


  • Dale Evans

    Dale Evans

    would have been 102 today
    October 31st, 1912 — February 7th, 2001

    Oh, look ... they meet again.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Maurice Lucas

    Maurice Lucas · 58

    died 4 years ago today
    February 8th, 1952 — October 31st, 2010

    They called him "The Greatest Portland Trailblazer of all time", which is kinda like being called "The greatest taco chef of all time".

  • Studs Terkel

    Studs Terkel · 96

    died 6 years ago today
    May 16th, 1912 — October 31st, 2008

    He was a promising young writer, once upon a time, but his career reached a low point in the 1980s when he appeared in several beer commercials dressed as a dog.

  • P.W. Botha

    P.W. Botha · 90

    died 8 years ago today
    January 12th, 1916 — October 31st, 2006


  • Raf Vallone

    Raf Vallone · 86

    died 12 years ago today
    February 17th, 1916 — October 31st, 2002

    First film: We the living. Last film: Vino Santo (Holy Wine). There's a joke there somewhere. Figure it out.

  • Greg Moore

    Greg Moore · 24

    died 15 years ago today
    April 22nd, 1975 — October 31st, 1999

    Drove his car into a wall at 220 miles per hour. That's a Canadian for you.

  • Marcel Carne

    Marcel Carne · 90

    died 18 years ago today
    August 18th, 1906 — October 31st, 1996

    He directed Les Enfants Du Paradis, and now he's one of them.


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