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  • Richard Attenborough

    Richard Attenborough · 90

    August 29th, 1923 — August 24th, 2014

    Great funeral. Spared no expense.

  • Don Pardo

    Don Pardo · 96

    February 22nd, 1918 — August 18th, 2014

    Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

    Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

  • Lauren Bacall

    Lauren Bacall · 89

    September 16th, 1924 — August 12th, 2014

    You know how to succumb, don'tcha, Lauren? You just put your lids together and go.

  • Robin Williams

    Robin Williams · 63

    July 21st, 1951 — August 11th, 2014

    Dead People's Society.

  • James Brady

    James Brady · 73

    August 29th, 1940 — August 4th, 2014

    So maybe a 21-gun salute would be inappropriate here ...

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson

    would have been 56 today
    August 29th, 1958 — June 25th, 2009

    He touched so many...

  • James Brady

    James Brady

    would have been 74 today
    August 29th, 1940 — August 4th, 2014

    So maybe a 21-gun salute would be inappropriate here ...

  • William Friedkin

    William Friedkin · 79

    (b) August 29th, 1935


  • Charles Gray

    Charles Gray

    would have been 86 today
    August 29th, 1928 — March 7th, 2000

    Here's your friggin' time warp, Professor.

  • Richard Attenborough

    Richard Attenborough

    would have been 91 today
    August 29th, 1923 — August 24th, 2014

    Great funeral. Spared no expense.

  • Mr. Blackwell

    Mr. Blackwell

    would have been 92 today
    August 29th, 1922 — October 19th, 2008

    Richie is now wearing a boxy, pine number that no self-respecting designer would be caught dead in.

  • Isabel Sanford

    Isabel Sanford

    would have been 97 today
    August 29th, 1917 — July 12th, 2004

    She's a-movin' on in (movin' on in) to the hillside ....

  • Marie-Louise Meilleur

    Marie-Louise Meilleur

    would have been 134 today
    December 31, 1880 — April 16th, 1998

    Though she didn't quite make it to 118, she is survived by 4 of her 10 children, 85 grandchildren, 80 great-grandchildren, and 57 great-great-grandchildren. What a slut!

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Richard Jewell

    Richard Jewell · 44

    died 7 years ago today
    December 17th, 1962 — August 29th, 2007

    He was living proof of the old saying, "No good deed goes unpunished."

    Now, he's not even that.

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