Newest Stiffs:

  • Ralph Stanley

    Ralph Stanley · 89

    February 25th, 1927 — June 23rd, 2016

    The bluegrass legend is helping the green grass grow.


  • Gordie Howe

    Gordie Howe · 88

    March 31st, 1928 — June 10th, 2016

    A stroke. That's howe.


  • Muhammad Ali

    Muhammad Ali · 74

    January 17th, 1942 — June 3rd, 2016

    Floats like a butterfly, and, well, that's about it.


  • Mell Lazarus

    Mell Lazarus · 89

    May 3rd, 1927 — May 24th, 2016

    He won the National Cartoonists Society Medal of Honor, which we assume means you got shot while drawing a cartoon or something. Too hungover to look it up. Lets go with that.


  • Morley Safer

    Morley Safer · 84

    November 8th, 1931 — May 19th, 2016

    Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.


Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Derek Jeter

    Derek Jeter · 42

    (b) June 26th, 1974


  • Lance Loud

    Lance Loud

    would have been 65 today
    June 26th, 1951 — December 23rd, 2001

    An American fatality.

  • Claudio Abbado

    Claudio Abbado

    would have been 83 today
    June 26th, 1933 — January 20th, 2014

    Never heard of him? How have you not heard of him? He won the Grand cross of the Légion d'honneur, Bundesverdienstkreuz for chrissakes. Try reading the paper every once in a while. Sheesh.

  • Colonel Tom Parker

    Colonel Tom Parker

    would have been 107 today
    June 26th, 1909 — January 21st, 1997

    Does this mean a whole new rash of idiots who can't accept reality will report seeing this guy pumping gas?

  • Chesty Puller

    Chesty Puller

    would have been 118 today
    June 26, 1898 — October 11th, 1971

    The most decorated U.S. Marine in history, and the only man ever to be awarded 5 Navy Crosses. And he couldn't get a better nickname than Chesty?

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Nora Ephron

    Nora Ephron · 71

    died 4 years ago today
    May 19th, 1941 — June 26th, 2012

    Because when you decide you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as...oops. Never mind.

  • Strom Thurmond

    Strom Thurmond · 100

    died 13 years ago today
    December 5th, 1902 — June 26th, 2003

    Cigar.

  • Denis Thatcher

    Denis Thatcher · 88

    died 13 years ago today
    May 10th, 1915 — June 26th, 2003

    Close, but no cigar.

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