Newest Stiffs:

  • Jack Carter

    Jack Carter · 93

    June 24th, 1922 — June 28th, 2015

    You know what is funny about this guy? Nothing. We swear. Nothing whatsoever. He had some comedy shows, but that doesn't help us. Nothing weird or interesting ever happened to him, and we can't even make fun of his name. Today SUCKS.

  • Patrick Macnee

    Patrick Macnee · 93

    February 6th, 1922 — June 25th, 2015

    The Avengers? Good.
    Lobster Man from Mars? GENIUS.

  • Dick Van Patten

    Dick Van Patten · 86

    December 9th, 1928 — June 23rd, 2015

    Eight is clearly no longer enough.

  • Nelson Doubleday

    Nelson Doubleday · 81

    July 20th, 1933 — June 17th, 2015

    For someone who owned a publishing company and a baseball team, this guys life was about as exciting as watching flies fuck.

  • Kirk Kerkorian

    Kirk Kerkorian · 98

    June 6th, 1917 — June 15th, 2015

    Super rich guy who donated tons of money to worthy causes, treated his family and friends well, was never an egomaniac, and never had any kind of scandal. This guy is of NO use to us.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Joel Siegel

    Joel Siegel

    would have been 72 today
    July 7th, 1943 — June 29th, 2007

    He was a movie critic. Who gives a shit?

  • Ringo Starr

    Ringo Starr · 75

    (b) July 7th, 1940

  • Pinetop Perkins

    Pinetop Perkins

    would have been 102 today
    July 7th, 1913 — March 21st, 2011

    Pine on top of Pinetop.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Eduard Shevardnadze

    Eduard Shevardnadze · 86

    died 1 year ago today
    January 25th, 1928 — July 7th, 2014


  • Dick Williams

    Dick Williams · 82

    died 4 years ago today
    May 7th, 1929 — July 7th, 2011

    In baseball parlance, he took a beanball.

  • Syd Barrett

    Syd Barrett · 60

    died 9 years ago today
    January 6th, 1946 — July 7th, 2006

    ... with a guy like this?

  • Fred Neil

    died 14 years ago today
    — July 7th, 2001

    Everybody's talkin' at him, but he can't hear a word they're sayin'.

  • Dore Schary

    died 35 years ago today
    — July 7th, 1980

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