Newest Stiffs:

  • Roger Ailes

    Roger Ailes · 77

    May 15th, 1940 — May 18th, 2017

    If you're looking for someone to blame for the dumbing down of America, you should start here. And end here.

  • Michael Parks

    Michael Parks · 77

    April 24th, 1940 — May 9th, 2017

    Parked now, for sure.

  • Jonathan Demme

    Jonathan Demme · 73

    February 22nd, 1944 — April 26th, 2017

    It puts the lotion in the casket.

  • Erin Moran

    Erin Moran · 56

    October 18th, 1960 — April 22nd, 2017

    Joanie Loves Formaldehyde.

  • Aaron Hernandez

    Aaron Hernandez · 27

    November 6th, 1989 — April 19th, 2017

    Pretty good hang time for a guy that never played punter.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Rosemary Clooney

    Rosemary Clooney

    would have been 89 today
    May 23rd, 1928 — June 29th, 2002

    Listen ... you can almost hear her sing ... 'Come on-a my hearse, a-my-y hearse, I'm gonna give-a you cancer ....'

  • Betty Garrett

    Betty Garrett

    would have been 98 today
    May 23rd, 1919 — February 12th, 2011

    From On The Town to under it.

  • Artie Shaw

    Artie Shaw

    would have been 107 today
    May 23rd, 1910 — December 30th, 2004

    What the fuck is a beguine, anyway?

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • John Nash

    John Nash · 86

    died 2 years ago today
    June 13th, 1928 — May 23rd, 2015

    Soon to be maximumly minimal.

  • Utah Phillips

    Utah Phillips · 73

    died 9 years ago today
    May 15th, 1935 — May 23rd, 2008

    Moose Turd Pie was his big hit. Heard enough?

  • Lloyd Bentsen

    Lloyd Bentsen · 77

    died 11 years ago today
    February 11th, 1929 — May 23rd, 2006

    You wouldn't know it to look at him, but this guy was a billion laughs. He fucked a goat once.

  • Sam Snead

    Sam Snead · 89

    died 15 years ago today
    May 27th, 1912 — May 23rd, 2002

    Too many strokes.

  • Owen Hart

    Owen Hart · 34

    died 18 years ago today
    May 7th, 1965 — May 23rd, 1999

    The word is that he did it on purpose, as a tribute to the memory and spirit of Dinky Patterson.

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