Newest Stiffs:

  • Mary Ann Mobley

    Mary Ann Mobley · 75

    February 17th, 1939 — December 9th, 2014


  • Marion Barry

    Marion Barry · 78

    March 6th, 1936 — November 22nd, 2014

    Anyone else wanna take a crack at writing a funny obituary?

  • Alvin Dark

    Alvin Dark · 92

    January 7th, 1922 — November 13th, 2014

    He sure is.

  • Jack Bruce

    Jack Bruce · 71

    May 14th, 1943 — October 25th, 2014

    He'll wait in that place where the sun never shines.

  • Ben Bradlee

    Ben Bradlee · 93

    August 26th, 1921 — October 21st, 2014

    Deep box.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Brad Pitt

    Brad Pitt · 51

    (b) December 18th, 1963

  • Steven Spielberg

    Steven Spielberg · 68

    (b) December 18th, 1946

  • Keith Richards

    Keith Richards · 71

    (b) December 18th, 1943

  • Chas Chandler

    Chas Chandler

    would have been 76 today
    December 18th, 1938 — July 17th, 1996

    If there's a rock 'n' roll heaven, then you know they got a hell of a band, except for the bass player.

  • Allen Klein

    Allen Klein

    would have been 83 today
    December 18th, 1931 — July 4th, 2009

    Sort of a behind-the-scenes Yoko, if you will.

  • Ossie Davis

    Ossie Davis

    would have been 97 today
    December 18th, 1917 — February 4th, 2005

    Ossie ya later.

  • Ray Meyer

    Ray Meyer

    would have been 101 today
    December 18th, 1913 — March 17th, 2006


Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Ronnie Biggs

    Ronnie Biggs · 84

    died 1 year ago today
    August 8th, 1929 — December 18th, 2013

    Isn't every train robbery pretty great?

  • Vaclav Havel

    Vaclav Havel · 75

    died 3 years ago today
    October 5th, 1936 — December 18th, 2011


  • Kim Jong-il

    Kim Jong-il · 70

    died 3 years ago today
    February 16th, 1941 — December 18th, 2011

    Not anymore he not.

  • W. Mark Felt

    W. Mark Felt · 95

    died 6 years ago today
    August 17th, 1913 — December 18th, 2008

    Deeper than ever.

  • Joe Barbera

    Joe Barbera · 95

    died 8 years ago today
    March 24th, 1911 — December 18th, 2006

    OK - lets get this out of the way right now: Betty was WAY hotter than Wilma. End of discussion.

  • Chris Farley

    Chris Farley · 33

    died 17 years ago today
    February 15th, 1964 — December 18th, 1997

    Ever notice that fat and funny often seem to go hand in hand? Unfortunately, so do fat and dead.

  • Cyril Ritchard

    Cyril Ritchard · 80

    died 37 years ago today
    January 12, 1897 — December 18th, 1977



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