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Abdelbaset Al Megrahi
Apr 1, 1952 - May 20, 2012
As the cowardly loser responsible for bombing Pan Am 103, we hope he enjoys an eternity of playing horseshoes with Gaddafi in hell.

Robin Gibb
Dec 22, 1949 - May 20, 2012
6 hours. That's how long we spent trying to figure out how to work "Stayin' Alive" into an obit. Fuck it. He's dead.

Donna Summer
Dec 31, 1948 - May 17, 2012
Last dance.

Donald Dunn
Nov 24, 1941 - May 13, 2012
Went from goat piss to gasoline.

Carroll Shelby
Jan 11, 1923 - May 11, 2012
Stalled.

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Today's Celebrity Birthdays

Dolores Hope
May 27, 1909 - Sep 19, 2011
would have been 103 years old today
What an amazing life and career. During her working days she...well, really nothing. But in terms of her philanthropy, nobody could have...wait, nothing. But there is no denying her fierce dedication to...hmm. OK. Whatever. She was married to Bob.
Teddy Kollek
May 27, 1911 - Jan 2, 2007
would have been 101 years old today
Really? That's what we start the year with, Teddy Kollek?
Sam Snead
May 27, 1912 - May 23, 2002
would have been 100 years old today
Too many strokes.
Herman Wouk
May 27, 1915
97 years old today
Henry Kissinger
May 27, 1923
89 years old today
Anthony Hillerman
May 27, 1925 - Oct 26, 2008
would have been 87 years old today
Christopher Dodd
May 27, 1944
68 years old today
Lisa Lopes
May 27, 1971 - Apr 25, 2002
would have been 41 years old today
Scrub.

Today's Celebrity Deaths

Jeffrey Conaway
Oct 5, 1950 - May 27, 2011
1 year ago today
Gonaway.

Gil Scott-Heron
Apr 1, 1949 - May 27, 2011
1 year ago today
The Funeral Will Not Be Televised.

Craig Heyward
Sep 26, 1966 - May 27, 2006
6 years ago today
Clank!

Victor Kiam
Dec 7, 1926 - May 27, 2001
11 years ago today
This is the guy who liked Remington shavers so much, he bought the company. Of course, he also bought the Patriots.

Maurice Richard
Aug 4, 1921 - May 27, 2000
12 years ago today
Rocket failure.

 

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