Newest Stiffs:

  • Wes Craven

    Wes Craven · 76

    August 2nd, 1939 — August 30th, 2015

    He was born in Cleveland, which explains quite a bit.

  • Oliver Sacks

    Oliver Sacks · 82

    July 9th, 1933 — August 30th, 2015

    He spent the first half of his life doing drugs, riding motorcycles, and bodybuilding. He spent the second part wiring books about the brain and getting movies made about him. We would have stuck with the first part.

  • Wayne Dyer

    Wayne Dyer · 75

    May 10th, 1940 — August 29th, 2015

    Looking for a funny obit? Help yourself.

  • Yvonne Craig

    Yvonne Craig · 78

    May 16th, 1937 — August 17th, 2015

    POW!

  • Frank Gifford

    Frank Gifford · 84

    August 16th, 1930 — August 9th, 2015

    He had an affair with Johnny Carson's wife, while he was married to Kathie Lee? Seriously? Kathie Lee is just plain HOT. What an idiot.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Buddy Miles

    Buddy Miles

    would have been 68 today
    September 5th, 1947 — February 26th, 2008

    Just another one of them changes, huh, Buddy?

  • John Stewart

    John Stewart

    would have been 76 today
    September 5th, 1939 — January 19th, 2008

    There's people out there turning you into gold, buddy.

  • Jack Valenti

    Jack Valenti

    would have been 94 today
    September 5th, 1921 — April 26th, 2007

    This guy, however, was a total stuffed shirt.

  • Frank Shuster

    Frank Shuster

    would have been 99 today
    September 5th, 1916 — January 13th, 2002

    Canadian.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Allen Funt

    Allen Funt · 84

    died 16 years ago today
    September 16th, 1914 — September 5th, 1999

    Smile! You're dead!

  • Alan Clark

    Alan Clark · 71

    died 16 years ago today
    April 13th, 1928 — September 5th, 1999

    Sounds like he was kind of a swinger, except for the stories of him flirting with Margaret Thatcher. Eeuuuuuuu.

  • Leo Penn

    Leo Penn · 77

    died 17 years ago today
    August 27th, 1921 — September 5th, 1998

    The pen may be mightier than the sword, but cancer'll kick your ass no matter what your last name is.

  • Mother Teresa

    Mother Teresa · 87

    died 18 years ago today
    August 27th, 1910 — September 5th, 1997

    We did a ton of research to come up with something really nasty to say about her on this page. She was a terrible poker player.

  • Georg Solti

    Georg Solti · 84

    died 18 years ago today
    October 21st, 1912 — September 5th, 1997

    A textbook case of acute vowel deficiency.

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