Newest Stiffs:

  • James Garner

    James Garner · 86

    April 7th, 1928 — July 19th, 2014

    At the tone, leave your name and message. I'll never get back to you.

  • Johnny Winter

    Johnny Winter · 70

    February 23rd, 1944 — July 16th, 2014

    He released an album titled Still Alive and Well in 1973.

  • Tommy Ramone

    Tommy Ramone · 62

    January 29th, 1952 — July 11th, 2014

    Rock rock rock, rock and roll plant food.

  • Eduard Shevardnadze

    Eduard Shevardnadze · 86

    January 25th, 1928 — July 7th, 2014


  • Paul Mazursky

    Paul Mazursky · 84

    April 25th, 1930 — July 1st, 2014

    Downer and Outer.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Matt Hartl

    Matt Hartl

    would have been 38 today
    August 1st, 1976 — August 30th, 1999

    As a redshirt freshman for the Northwestern Wildcats, Matt was used primarily as a blocking back. Henceforth, he will be used primarily as fertilizer.

  • Rob Buck

    Rob Buck

    would have been 56 today
    August 1st, 1958 — December 19th, 2000

    9,999 maniacs on the wall, 9,999 maniacs ...

  • Trevor Berbick

    Trevor Berbick

    would have been 60 today
    August 1st, 1954 — October 27th, 2006

    What's a Berbick?

  • Mohamed Morsi

    Mohamed Morsi · 63

    (b) August 1st, 1951

  • Jim Carroll

    Jim Carroll

    would have been 64 today
    August 1st, 1950 — September 11th, 2009

    4 ups and 1 BIG down.

  • Jerry Garcia

    Jerry Garcia

    would have been 72 today
    August 1st, 1942 — August 9th, 1995

    If there's a Hell, then Jerry's in it, and he has to listen to tape after tape after tape of that endless, noodling garbage. He's dead and we're grateful.

  • Yves St. Laurent

    Yves St. Laurent

    would have been 78 today
    August 1st, 1936 — June 1st, 2008

    Fashionably late.

  • Dom DeLuise

    Dom DeLuise

    would have been 81 today
    August 1st, 1933 — May 5th, 2009

    Dom Dead. Decomposing delightfully. Deadpoolers delirious.

  • Lionel Bart

    Lionel Bart

    would have been 84 today
    August 1st, 1930 — April 3rd, 1999

    Consider yourself dead meat.

  • Lawrence Eagleburger

    Lawrence Eagleburger

    would have been 84 today
    August 1st, 1930 — June 4th, 2011

    Tastes just like chicken.

  • Idi Amin

    Idi Amin

    would have been 89 today
    August 1st, 1925 — August 16th, 2003

    Not a nice man.

  • Abdullah Aziz Al Saud

    Abdullah Aziz Al Saud · 90

    (b) August 1st, 1924

  • Arthur Hill

    Arthur Hill

    would have been 92 today
    August 1st, 1922 — October 22nd, 2006

    Owen Marshall: Counselor at rest.

  • Henry Jones

    Henry Jones

    would have been 102 today
    August 1st, 1912 — May 17th, 1999

    Something is happening, but you don't know what it is. Do you, Mr. Jones?

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Tommy Makem

    Tommy Makem · 74

    died 7 years ago today
    November 4th, 1932 — August 1st, 2007

    Not anymore, he don't.

  • Milan Kovacevic

    Milan Kovacevic · 57

    died 16 years ago today
    February 10th, 1941 — August 1st, 1998

    He was a former anesthesiologist and mayor of Prijedor. Not much of a celebrity by our standards, but hey, it's Serbia.

  • Svyatoslav Richter

    Svyatoslav Richter · 82

    died 17 years ago today
    March 20th, 1915 — August 1st, 1997

    Word is he was a mother on the keys.


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