Newest Stiffs:

  • Oscar De Le Renta

    Oscar De Le Renta · 82

    July 22nd, 1932 — October 20th, 2014

    Fashionably late.

  • Polly Bergen

    Polly Bergen · 84

    July 14th, 1930 — September 20th, 2014

    Polly wanna casket?

  • Frank Torre

    Frank Torre · 82

    December 30th, 1931 — September 13th, 2014

    He taught his brother Joe everything he knew about baseball. Big WHOOP.

  • Ian Paisley

    Ian Paisley · 88

    April 6th, 1926 — September 12th, 2014

    Man - this is a huge loss. It takes someone with real talent to entertain MILLIONS of people using your musical gifts. As if that weren't enough, he was a huge philanthropist and did benefit concerts almost every time he was asked. Married to Kimberly Williams (from Father of the Bride as well as other films and TV shows), she was as active as he was. The two of them together formed..

    What? IAN Paisley? We thought you said BRAD. Who the FUCK is Ian Paisley? What? Are you serious? How are we supposed to write about THAT? Fuck it. We'll do it later.

  • Richard Kiel

    Richard Kiel

    — September 10th, 2014

    You're gonna need a bigger casket.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Kim Kardashian

    Kim Kardashian · 34

    (b) October 21st, 1980

  • Benjamin Netanyahu

    Benjamin Netanyahu · 65

    (b) October 21st, 1949

  • Lux Interior

    Lux Interior

    would have been 68 today
    October 21st, 1946 — February 4th, 2009

    Design flaw.

  • Kickboy Face

    Kickboy Face

    would have been 69 today
    October 21st, 1945 — October 2nd, 1999

    After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.

  • Celia Cruz

    Celia Cruz

    would have been 89 today
    October 21st, 1925 — July 16th, 2003


  • Owen Bradley

    Owen Bradley

    would have been 99 today
    October 21st, 1915 — January 4th, 1998

    He fell to pieces. Sweet dreams.

  • Georg Solti

    Georg Solti

    would have been 102 today
    October 21st, 1912 — September 5th, 1997

    A textbook case of acute vowel deficiency.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • George McGovern

    George McGovern · 90

    died 2 years ago today
    July 19th, 1922 — October 21st, 2012

    Well, now I guess he expects us ALL to just kiss his ass.

  • Fred Berry

    Fred Berry · 52

    died 11 years ago today
    March 19th, 1951 — October 21st, 2003

    Not happening!!

  • Maxene Andrews

    Maxene Andrews · 79

    died 19 years ago today
    January 3rd, 1916 — October 21st, 1995

    Recently-dead Andrews Sister.


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