Newest Stiffs:

  • Frank Torre

    Frank Torre · 82

    December 30th, 1931 — September 13th, 2014

    He taught his brother Joe everything he knew about baseball. Big WHOOP.

  • Ian Paisley

    Ian Paisley · 88

    April 6th, 1926 — September 12th, 2014

    Man - this is a huge loss. It takes someone with real talent to entertain MILLIONS of people using your musical gifts. As if that weren't enough, he was a huge philanthropist and did benefit concerts almost every time he was asked. Married to Kimberly Williams (from Father of the Bride as well as other films and TV shows), she was as active as he was. The two of them together formed..

    What? IAN Paisley? We thought you said BRAD. Who the FUCK is Ian Paisley? What? Are you serious? How are we supposed to write about THAT? Fuck it. We'll do it later.

  • Richard Kiel

    Richard Kiel

    — September 10th, 2014

    You're gonna need a bigger casket.

  • Joan Rivers

    Joan Rivers · 81

    June 8th, 1933 — September 4th, 2014

    Embalming not required.

  • Richard Attenborough

    Richard Attenborough · 90

    August 29th, 1923 — August 24th, 2014

    Great funeral. Spared no expense.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • James Gandolfini

    James Gandolfini

    would have been 53 today
    September 18th, 1961 — June 19th, 2013

    Probably more like a baritone now.

  • Rick Pitino

    Rick Pitino · 62

    (b) September 18th, 1952

  • Leon Askin

    Leon Askin

    would have been 107 today
    September 18th, 1907 — June 3rd, 2005

    Looks like they sent General Burkhalter to the Russian front.

Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Steve Sabol

    Steve Sabol · 69

    died 2 years ago today
    October 2nd, 1942 — September 18th, 2012

    The guy won 40 emmys for making movies about football. Not sure if that means he was great at it, or the emmys are stupid.

  • Russ Meyer

    Russ Meyer · 82

    died 10 years ago today
    March 21st, 1922 — September 18th, 2004

    Now stationed six feet beneath the Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens.

  • Marvin Mitchelson

    Marvin Mitchelson · 76

    died 10 years ago today
    May 7th, 1928 — September 18th, 2004

    What do you want to bet he's already getting a long-awaited, eternal ass-kicking from Lee Marvin?

  • Bob Hayes

    Bob Hayes · 59

    died 12 years ago today
    December 20th, 1942 — September 18th, 2002

    The bullet bites it.

  • Jimmy Witherspoon

    Jimmy Witherspoon · 77

    died 17 years ago today
    August 8th, 1920 — September 18th, 1997

    Dead blues guy.


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