Newest Stiffs:

  • Helmut Schmidt

    Helmut Schmidt · 96

    December 23rd, 1918 — November 10th, 2015

    The worst thing this guy ever did was apparently smoke near a "No Smoking" sign, and even that didn't stick. How has this guy never done anything bad or funny? He's GERMAN for chrissakes. Thanks for ruining our day, Helmut.

  • Fred Thompson

    Fred Thompson · 73

    August 19th, 1942 — November 1st, 2015

    Yeah, yeah - he was a senator from Tennessee. But did you see his incredible portrayal of Bernie Oxbar in the 1991 blockbuster Curly Sue? He CRUSHED that.

  • Al Molinaro

    Al Molinaro · 96

    June 24th, 1919 — October 29th, 2015

    Sunday, Monday - Happy Days!
    Tuesday, Wednesday - Happy Days!
    Thursday - well, not so much.

  • Maureen O'Hara

    Maureen O'Hara · 95

    August 17th, 1920 — October 24th, 2015

    The last thing she did was a TV movie in 2000 called The Last Dance. That works for us.

  • Paul Prudhomme

    Paul Prudhomme · 75

    July 13th, 1940 — October 8th, 2015

    Dude spent most of his life about 6000 pounds overweight, finally got it together and got fit, and then died. What have we learned here, boys and girls?

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Bruce Paltrow

    Bruce Paltrow

    would have been 72 today
    November 26th, 1943 — October 3rd, 2002

    Y'know, he fired the Commissioner once. Arrivederci, dickhead.

  • Tina Turner

    Tina Turner · 76

    (b) November 26th, 1939

  • Robert Goulet

    Robert Goulet

    would have been 82 today
    November 26th, 1933 — October 30th, 2007

    There were a lot of high points in his glorious career, but perhaps our favorite is when he sang the Canadian national anthem at WrestleMania VI in Toronto. Look it up.

  • Charles Schulz

    Charles Schulz

    would have been 93 today
    November 26th, 1922 — February 12th, 2000

    You're a dead man, Charlie Schulz.

  • Frederik Pohl

    Frederik Pohl

    would have been 96 today
    November 26th, 1919 — September 2nd, 2013

    Dead Pohl.

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1.Chad - Silver Nickels And Golden Dimes638
2.Death March 2634
3.Chad - John Boehner's Anal Cleft537
4.And Then There Were None535
5.Chad - Are You Pregnant Or Is It Just Gas?534
7.Daisy A Day Dear531
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10.News Is Blue, The News Is Blue531


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(d) May 7th, 2011