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  • John Nash

    John Nash · 86

    June 13th, 1928 — May 24th, 2015

    Soon to be maximumly minimal.

  • B. B. King

    B. B. King · 89

    September 16th, 1925 — May 14th, 2015

    The thrill is really gone now.

  • Jim Wright · 92

    December 22nd, 1922 — May 6th, 2015

    Served 34 years in the House and as Speaker for 2 of those. A distinguished service record - assuming you don't count the time he beat an aide with a hammer, stabbed her with a steak knife, slashed her throat, and then put her in his car and went to see a movie. But hey - everyone makes mistakes, right?

  • Jayne Meadows

    Jayne Meadows · 95

    September 27th, 1919 — April 26th, 2015

    It Happened to Jane

  • Stan Freberg

    Stan Freberg · 88

    August 7th, 1926 — April 7th, 2015

    They called him "The Che Guevara of Advertising". Not sure what that means, but it sounds pretty stupid.

Today's Celebrity Birthdays:

  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck

    Elisabeth Hasselbeck · 38

    (b) May 28th, 1977


  • Marco Rubio

    Marco Rubio · 44

    (b) May 28th, 1971


  • Glenn Quinn

    Glenn Quinn

    would have been 45 today
    May 28th, 1970 — December 3rd, 2002

    Adored by millions for his mesmerizing performance as the conniving Jeff in 1998's blockbuster "Some Girl."

  • Rob Ford

    Rob Ford · 46

    (b) May 28th, 1969


  • Wendy Williams

    Wendy Williams

    would have been 66 today
    May 28th, 1949 — April 7th, 1998

    This one's bound to send shock waves through the music industry.

  • Zelda Rubinstein

    Zelda Rubinstein

    would have been 82 today
    May 28th, 1933 — January 27th, 2010

    Go into the light!

  • Lou Duva

    Lou Duva · 93

    (b) May 28th, 1922


Today's Celebrity Deaths:

  • Malcolm Glazer

    Malcolm Glazer · 86

    died 1 year ago today
    May 25th, 1928 — May 28th, 2014

    He owned Manchester United AND the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Bottom line: you just can never compensate enough for a receding hairline.

  • Maya Angelou

    Maya Angelou · 86

    died 1 year ago today
    April 4th, 1928 — May 28th, 2014

    I know why the boxed bird just lays there.

  • Gary Coleman

    Gary Coleman · 42

    died 5 years ago today
    February 8th, 1968 — May 28th, 2010

    Ah, the intracranial hemorrhage. Those kooky little episodes that doctors sometimes refer to as "different strokes."

  • Phil Hartman

    Phil Hartman · 49

    died 17 years ago today
    September 24th, 1948 — May 28th, 1998

    This is a weird one. He was a celebrity AND a Canadian, and we still liked him. Go figure.

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