Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."

Name
Enos Slaughter
Birthday
April 27, 1916
Age
86
Died on
Monday, August 12th, 2002
Famous
Confirmed
Sunday, September 27th, 1998
Enos Slaughter
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Guess the Stiff!

There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.

(d) November 21st, 2000